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With most Americans' attention fixated firmly on the antics of four young congresswomen intent on carving out a name for themselves via the time-honored tradition of accusing their opponents of racism (and we had such high hopes for Ilhan Omar, too), the Trump administration is quietly deploying even more military assets to the Persian Gulf, because Bolton's going to have his war if he has to start it himse- never mind, he only sends other people to fight in his wars. Also watched by no one: the joke of a Google hearing, in which three-toed sloth Ted Cruz actually grew a pair & went after the monopolistic Big Brother lookalike only for his Democratic counterpart (who got a hefty check from Google for her 2018 campaign) to advocate pro bono for her favorite donor. Also: the ongoing Epstein drama, which has been so buried i didn't even get to do a story about it this week. Read this instead.

 

July 15: Legislative virtue-signaling on overdrive; Trump as the goy who cried wolf

Progressive Dem 'squad' distracted by presser warning against distraction of Trump's 'racist tweets'

Dems introduce resolution condemning 'racist tweets,' having nothing better to do

Croatian hip-hop festival evacuated after massive forest fire encircles beach

ADL begs Trump to stop flinging around accusations of antisemitism

 

July 16: Real Housewives of DC; pot sanctions kettle; Google revels in impunity; CNN commentator Richard Spencer

'Orange man bad' vote degenerates into gavel-dropping chaos as Pelosi auditions for reality TV career

US sanctions Myanmar military commanders over human rights abuses

Untouchable Google bats away softballs from bought Congress 

CNN rolls out the red carpet for Richard Spencer: "see? even racists don't like Trump!"

 

July 17: Impeachment addicts chase the dragon; squad goals down squad holes; Ebola goes viral; it's MIGA not MAGA

Third time's the charm? Serial impeacher piggybacks on racist tweet resolution, flops

Progressive Democrat 'squad' not polling so hot in middle 'murica

WHO declares Congo Ebola epidemic global emergency

**Dear Trump: when did MAGA become MIGA? Promises kept - to the wrong people

Elderly protesters arrested blocking telescope construction on Hawaiians' sacred mountain

 

July 18: Dems kiss & make up (with the help of an exorcism); anime studio horror

Democrats ditch principles & pledge mutually assured destruction

House chaplain holds exorcism to evict any remaining political principles &/or demons

Kyoto anime arson suspect set fire as revenge for stolen story

 

July 19: Criminal justice fails; US pours moar fuel on Gulf fires; NYC continues giant behavioral experiment

Murderer released as too old to kill again kills again as victim's kids watch

Cross-border drug traffic peaks as Border Patrol distracted by migrant crisis

US stations more troops in Saudi Arabia 'to preserve the peace' - Orwell rolls in grave

Unexplained NYC subway meltdown strands thousands during evening rush, 1 week after still-unexplained blackout

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The Black Mirror episode where swarms of robot bees are weaponized against a crowd-sourced death-threat vote winner is now, theoretically, possible (we have the drone bees, #deathto has trended on Twitter multiple times, & Facebook is now rolling out the red carpet for death-threats against wrongthinkers). 
 
July 8: Fake news, fake war, fake medicine; happiest place on Earth gets pissed

Facebook programs tracked spread of rumors & wrongthink about Facebook 

Pentagon solicits proposals for virtual reality nuclear war simulators

Judge blocks order forcing Big Pharma to reveal drug prices

Toontown Beatdown: family brawl at Disneyland as security MIA

July 9: Whitewashing Epstein; Black Mirror goes live; how to lose friends & alienate diasporas

Wikipedia, Google busily cover up Epstein-Clinton connection after arrest

Facebook OK's death threats to 'dangerous individuals'

The Mooch says Darroch leak was 'political hit job' by UK Foreign Office

Israeli education minister calls assimilation 'second holocaust'

July 10: "Antisemitism" mission creep keeps creeping; a very expensive mistake; spatial profiling

Cartoonist censored from White House social media censorship summit over 'antisemitic' Soros cartoon

Labour calls out hatchet-job BBC program fearmongering about 'antisemitism' in the Party

Armored truck spews cash onto Georgia highway; cops threaten newly wealthy

Arianespace Vega rocket crashes into ocean with UAE spy satellite payload

Japanese Hayabusa2 probe touches down on Ryugu asteroid to probe solar system's history

July 11: Census uncensored; 'our troops' say support us outta here; water is wet; Facebook tests Area 51's sense of humor

Trump eschews census citizenship question in favor of multi-agency info dump

Most vets think 'War on Terror' a bust, poll says

Google AI Assistant eavesdropping even when it's not supposed to - anyone surprised?

Hundreds of thousands of alien enthusiasts click 'going' on Facebook 'storm Area 51' event

July 12: Lion King gets the 'woke' treatment; Facebook gets the 'joke' treatment; AOC gets the 'yolk' treatment [as in egg, on her face /clever]

**Lion King is kiddie Triumph of the Will, says uberwoke WaPo

Facebook whacked with $5bn slap on the wrist over violating FTC privacy decree

AOC self-owns in attempt to shame former ICE director over 'family separation policy'

 

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What are we celebrating on the 4th of July, again? Last i checked we pawned our national identity for "security." Hell of a drug, that "security."
 
Jul 1: Time-traveling Iranian nukes; kamikaze trade war takes Europe; Biden cracks up

Iran violated nuclear deal before it even existed, US says

US threatens more tariffs on EU: revenge for INSTEX?

**Friendly media spin Hunter Biden's drug use as a plus for Dad's floundering campaign

 

Jul 2: No more kiddie porn for the Pentagon; a cockroach is forever; Austria ditches glyphosate; Guaido throws regime change tantrum 

Congress introduces bill to crack down on Defense Dept child porn trading

Cockroaches evolve resistance to all pesticides in one generation, study finds

Bad news Bayer: Austria first EU country to ban glyphosate

Maduro open to continued Oslo 'dialogue,' but Guaido spurns mediation with 'dictatorship'

 

Jul 3: California protects your hair, but will still arrest you for pre-crime; Alexa keeps indelible records; Kushner throws regime change tantrum

California bans hair-based discrimination in legislative PR campaign

Police quietly dropping LAPD predictive-policing system - for effectiveness, not civil liberties reasons

Amazon admits Alexa recordings impossible to delete

Kushner throws tantrum over Palestinian boycott of Steal of the Century conference

 

Jul 4: An intervention for America; GoogleMaps outage unmoors world; Amazon reviews (& Santa Claus) are fake; black hawk drown

**American 'patriotism' embraces a Potemkin village while leaving the real country to rot

GoogleMaps outage leaves world panicked & disoriented

UK consumer watchdog exposes fake review scams on Amazon

Coal mining billionaire's helicopter crashes off Bahamas, killing 7

 

Jul 5: US demands IAEA meeting over Iran; Maduro extends olive branch, Guaido snaps it; southern California quivers in anticipation

US demands IAEA enforce Iran nuclear deal terms, forgetting it pulled out of JCPOA

On Venezuelan Independence Day, Maduro asks Can't we all just get along? & Guaido says No

Largest earthquake in 20 years rocks Southern California for second day in a row

Los Angeles newscaster hides under desk live on air as earthquake hits

Gas leak triggers University of Nevada dorm explosion

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How to start wars and influence people, volumes 1 through 994, now available wherever souls are sold. When Taser calls out your technology for being dystopian and unethical, it is time to seriously reconsider your path in life. Congratulations, you're more evil than the guys who put a fatal dose of electricity in pigs' pockets. Technology != progress.

June 24: Your tax dollars (not) at work; Mexico mans the barricades; of diplomats & doormats

Soros & friends say tax us, we're good for it

Mexico sends 15K troops to border to halt migrant tide

Trump to meet with Putin, Xi, Modi, Merkel, MBS at G20

Global Times editor says Pompeo must go

June 25: AOC hates furniture; 6 degrees of regret; Navy promotes pedophile; collusion cultists rejoice

AOC backs Wayfair employee boycott: no beds for migrant kids

2/3 college grads regret their education, most due to debt

Imprisoned would-be pedophile tapped for Navy promotion 

Collusion cultists ecstatic as House Dems subpoena Mueller

June 26: Oops, NSA did it again; Democrats self-own; Air Force commandeers commercial satellites; 'little crappy ship' hits big one

NSA caught illegally collecting phone data - again

First Democratic debate of 2020: circular firing squad 

Air Force says nuclear command & control should use commercial satellites

'Floating garbage pile' combat ship hits Quebec freighter off Montreal

Trump demands Modi repeal tariffs ahead of G20

June 27: Taser balks at facial recog; Google teaches employees to protest; House Dems cave 'for the children'; Alabama loves fetuses

Taser declares facial recognition in body cameras unethical

Google teaches employees how to protest Trump immigration orders 

Pelosi caves on Senate border aid bill after vowing not to - 'for the children'

Alabama charges woman with manslaughter after her unborn child dies - shooter walks free

iPhone designer Jony Ive leaves Apple, sparking stock selloff

June 28: Senate fails to block Iran war powers; FBI summons admins' help to spy on Chinese students; Boeing investigation expands to 787

Senate falls short of majority needed to block 'King Trump' from waging war on Iran

FBI making rounds of universities asking for help spying on Chinese students 

Boeing 737 MAX probe expands to 787 Dreamliner factory

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Trump, to his credit, has realized how much money the US can save by fighting its war with Iran solely in the media. Now let's pull the troops out of Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, & every country in Africa & see if we can do this other places. Worried about all the unemployed drones? They can find work with Amazon.

June 17: Apologies not accepted; anything you can hack, they can hack better

Kansas Keystone Kops shocked their 'snitch on your baby-daddy' Fathers' Day tweet gets no laughs

Cusack 'cancelled' in record time after sharing 'antisemitic' meme

Which would you rather fly: a pilotless Airbus, or a Boeing set to death-dive?

WikiLeaks Vault7 leaker too dangerous for gen pop, tried to lead "infowar" from prison, gov't says

June 18: SnitchCoin debut; Gen Z & millennials check out early; Clinton's emails still illegal; Trump cuts reality cord

Worst Idea Ever? Facebook Libra, the only 'crypto' that vanishes if owner wrongthinks

**'Deaths of despair' reach all-time high among Gen Z, millennials caught in American Nightmare

Republicans demand hearing on misconduct findings in Clinton emails

Trump one-ups Biden with promise to cure AIDS and cancer, plus go to Mars

June 19: Israel flexes (but 'muricans still fight its wars); Iran says no to spy drone, trolls; Amazon owns government

Israel shows off military American taxpayers bought it, but don't expect it to fight its own wars

Iran shoots down monster US surveillance drone

State Dept, media mum on @IranDisinfo troll, collaboration with FDD

Amazon to host dystopian new DHS surveillance database, combining face scans w/DNA & social links 

June 20: Cooler heads prevail over Iran? Collusion cultists; Pentagon behind Assange pursuit

Take this drone & shove it: Iran calls for emergency UN meeting over US spying

Republicans join House Dems in reminding Trump he needs Congress to declare war on Iran

DC theatre to host 11-hour marathon reading of Mueller report vol.2, because reality is for other people

Assange lawyer: Pentagon behind Assange witch hunt

June 21: Next false flag location announced; Trump plays benevolent; revenge of the nosy neighbor; DARPA winks

US contractors evacuating Balad air base in Iraq: next false flag here?

Trump belatedly realized killing 150 Iranians over an unmanned drone & triggering WW3 would be psychotic

Neighbor calls cops over Boris Johnson's plate-throwing fight with girlfriend

Amazon patents tech to convince delivery customers to pay for their own drone surveillance

DARPA takes credit for mysterious white orbs 

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