If we all just stopped consuming poisonous establishment media, the OMFGVIRUS would die of, well, itself. Why is this so hard to do? What do you, the people who can finally read my website now that it's out (however temporarily) from under the thumb of Unit 8200's kiddie coders, get from reading that idiocy? You know, as well as I do, that typing any random 3-digit number into the search engine of your choice followed by "cases" will turn up an article insisting that there are that many cases in some municipality somewhere in the US. Yet you, like me, don't know anyone who has definitively died "of coronavirus." You may know someone who died "with coronavirus," but that designation applies to everyone from building-jumper suicides to motorcycle accidents to cancer deaths to Saint George Floyd himself. An admittedly unscientific study has revealed people with no TV in their homes are almost guaranteed to have retained their sanity amid this mess - while those who have a TV, no matter what other factors might theoretically disqualify them from becoming a raving Corona Cultist (artistic talent, a stint in a punk-rock band, a history of anti-authoritarian journalism, etc etc), have fallen victim to the worst kind of groupthink and become total pod people.
Throw. Your. TV. Out. The. Window.
It may save your life.
This public service announcement brought to you by the Manatee of Sanity, your best pal in these trying times.
October 5: Insult to injury; keeping things positive; cringe workout; killing in the name of; further down the woke-racism spiral
White House press secretary diagnosed with Covid-19 as Rose Garden gloating intensifies
October 6: Remdesivir commercial ends as vax promotion begins in earnest - non-team-players will be slaughtered
October 7: Gender trenders gird their loins; US catches the terrorists it created; undecided redefined; fields of uselessness; Russiagaters deflated
US intel agencies celebrate extradition of 'ISIS Beatles' who killed 4 American hostages
NBC town hall of 'undecided voters' recycles multiple self-described Biden supporters
**Kamala Harris embraces gender stereotypes to cover for utter failure at appealing to voters
October 8: Pence who? Yelp for the stepped-on; Twitter to unmask Seth Rich storyteller; 'democracy' means no dissent allowed
USA Today slammed for omitting Pence from VP debate winner poll
Yelp debuts warnings for 'businesses accused of racist behavior' as BLM activism on platform surges
October 9: Koronavirus Kommissar Klusterfux; Yelp helps destroy few remaining businesses; ixnay on the oter-vay raud-fay
**Yelp's racism scarlet letter empowers thugs & rage mobs operating under cover of social justice
Trump's ex-DNI locked out of Twitter for posting mail-in ballots sent to his dead friend's parents
