RT Articles

The Strait of Hormuz is the new Gulf of Tonkin. The Pentagon's own war games show the US would suffer badly in a hypothetical conflict with Iran, & that's without other countries getting in on the game - given current geopolitical realities, the false flag Trump's b-team is angling for would be nothing short of apocalyptic. Bye, my fellow 'muricans, was nice knowing you.

May 6: Guaido goes full Hillary re: failed coup; Mnuchin sits on Trump's taxes; Twitter ices AOC parody account bc who could tell

Guaido blames nebulous "backers" for failed coup in Venezuela, but still Trusts The Plan

Mnuchin refuses to release Trump tax returns

Twitter bans AOC parody account & its creator without explanation

(note: this was originally written as an op-ed for RT)

May 7: Auschwitz takes offense; Venezuela takes revenge; Pompeo takes a shit on Iraq; Arizona clutches porn pearls; so much for security

Auschwitz appalled at print-on-demand concentration camp skirts, rallies uncomprehending outrage mob

Venezuela prosecutes lawmakers who backed Guaido goons

Pompeo to Iraq: nice "independent" country you've got there, sure would be a shame if you got too friendly with Iran

Arizona passes law declaring porn a health crisis - "i don't think that word means what you think it means"

1 dead 8 injured after 2 students shoot up Colorado high school

9 dead 24 injured after explosion at Sufi Muslim shrine on 2nd day of Ramadan

May 8: Trump readies the mop for 2020 victory; Pompeo thugs out over Huawei in UK; Florida arming teachers; Barr buried in subpoenas

*Unhinged Democrats cling to Russiagate cult at their peril, handing Trump an easy victory

Pompeo threatens to boot Brits from 5 Eyes if they let Huawei build any of their 5G

Florida to teachers: arm yourselves (because what could go wrong)

House Dems whack Barr with 2nd subpoena after holding him in contempt for ignoring the last one

May 9: Pompeo's trigger finger itches; Bezos plots Amazon Moon; Rubio's Chinese fever dreams dovetail with Trump's; US repos DPRK ship

Pompeo plotting "swift and decisive" retaliation to imaginary Iranian aggression

Bezos unveils Blue Moon unmanned lunar lander, plan for moon colonies & "road to space"

Rubio convinced China is running Maduro's internet game, keeping Guaido offline

China threatens unspecified "countermeasures" as Trump beefs up import tariffs

US uses civil asset forfeiture to seize North Korean freighter stopped in Indonesia over sanctions violations

May 10: Biden demands 40-story border fence on video; moar subpoenas for Trump, moar missiles from the Pentagon, moar casualties

CNN finds clip of Biden calling for "40 story" border fence to stop Mexican drug traffickers (& jail for 'muricans who hire them)

Subpoena-wielding House committee takes aim at Trump taxes

Pentagon sends Patriot missiles to CENTCOM while insisting it doesn't want war with Iran - they're just lonely

Colombian DIY fireworks factory explodes, killing 4 and injuring 30

Ship plows into 2 barges, spilling thousands of gallons of toxic gas additive into Galveston bay

Add a comment

After another failed coup attempt in Venezuela, could Trump finally be getting the message? Not if the media have anything to say about it - not one media establishment figure has spoken out against regime change in the last three months, according to FAIR. Can we stop calling them journalists & just outfit them in cheerleader uniforms with "Lockheed Martin" & "Boeing" across the chests? 

 

April 29: Tulsi's truth trending; Wohl's lies neverending

Tulsi Gabbard says beating Trump with a pro-war Democrat is worse than losing; video mysteriously vanishes

Jacob Wohl deploys sloppy sex assault hoax on Pete Buttigieg - if at first you don't succeed...?

(note: this was originally written as an op-ed for RT)

 

April 30: So i herd u liek embargoez; NSA doxxing up 75%; Russiagate flames fanned; FAA teases no-fly zone over Venezuela

Trump threatens already-embargoed Cuba with embargo for backing Venezuela

NSA "unmasking" up 75%, "for our own good" ODNI rep says

Mueller disapproves of media misinterpretation of Barr letter, sparking further media misinterpretation

FAA bans American planes & pilots from flying low in Venezuela

2 dead, 4+ injured in shooting at University of North Carolina Charlotte

 

May 1: Media embrace faux diversity & regime change; Bolton mocks "hiding" Maduro speaking at rally; record high NYC homelessness

*Mainstream media love diversity, as long as it's not diversity of thought

Bolton condemns bunker-bound 'coward' Maduro while Maduro speaks to cheering throngs in street

Homelessness at record high in NYC as gentrification pushes half the city out

 

May 2: Poynter declares unreliable sources list unreliable; liberals embrace Facebook fascism; Papadopoulos exposes multipronged spy ops

*Poynter forced to eat "unreliable news sources" list after "unreliable" sites point out its unreliability

Liberals, once proponents of free speech, cheer Facebook ban of "extremists"

Papadopoulos calls out multinational involvement in Trump campaign spying

Actor who played Chewbacca in Star Wars dead

 

May 3: EPA is a regulatory slut; Trump finally condemns Facebook bans; US & S. Korea cry wolf on DPRK launch; media foam as Trump talks peace

EPA, in bed with Monsanto & Dow, insists Roundup is safe despite jury verdicts

Trump finally ventures condemnation of Facebook censorship

Mainstream media rage as Trump hints at cutting losses in Venezuela, 'forgets' to scold Putin

North Korea launches projectiles from east coast, US & South mistake for missiles

Pentagon-chartered Guantanamo transport plane lands in river

Add a comment

 "Ah, 'murica, good to the last drop!" the parasite sighs as it wipes its proboscis. Every empire has an expiration date, and American foreign policy seems bent on moving its own forward. Can we pencil it in for next week? Brunch, nuclear holocaust, tennis? Never again, until the next time!

 

April 22: Mars attacks, junkies invade, Kim meets Putin, plane meets ground

Democratic candidate promises extraterrestrial diplomacy, terrestrial wars

Starbucks outfits bathrooms with needle disposal boxes. Opium den: ur doin it wrong

Kim Jong-un announces upcoming meeting with Putin

Small plane disappears after takeoff in NC, later found crashed

 

April 23: Hillary & House Dems cling to obstruction; Boy Scouts cling to anonymity; media clings to "it was ISIS" narrative in Sri Lanka

Hillary hypes 'roadmap to indictment' in crushingly ironic appearance

House Dems complain Trump is obstructing their obstruction probes

Boy Scouts have 'perversion list' of 7,800 pedophiles, lawyer says

Death toll climbs to 359 in Sri Lanka Easter bombings

NZ's Ardern claims no connection between Sri Lanka and Christchurch attacks

 

April 24: Facebook expects record $5 billion FTC fine; activists defend Venezuelan embassy; Iran to Trump: beware of false flag

Facebook warns investors of expected $5 billion fine in Q1 earnings report

Activists occupy Venezuelan embassy in DC as diplomats kicked out of country

Javad Zarif warns Trump against Netanyahu-Pompeo-Bolton "B-team" plotting false flag

 

April 25: Wikipedia founder named to NewsGuard board; Wikileaks gets paid; NY probes Facebook infosuck; AOC confuses friend & foe, but EU doesn't

**Wikipedia founder named to NewsGuard board, rendering satire obsolete

Icelandic court rules Valitor must pay Wikileaks for banking block

New York investigating Facebook over mass email slurping

AOC mocks 'old white Republican' who turns out to be House Dem colleague

Juncker won't ban Chinese tech from EU's 5G

 

April 26: Biden can't wait til term 2; Buttigieg returns dirty money; Texas upholds 1st Amendment; Sri Lankan 'militants' killed in raid were kids

Biden confident of his youth through second term despite not winning first

Buttigieg returns lobbyist cash after raking in huge piles

Texas judge blocks anti-BDS law, putting First Amendment over Israel for first time in US history

15 bodies incl 6 kids found in suspected 'militant' hideout in Sri Lanka

 

Add a comment

When your anti-conspiracy filter starts spawning conspiracies where none previously existed, it's time to throw in the towel on the uncritical worship of "artificial intelligence." If our soon-to-be robot overlords are telling us all burning buildings look alike, what other anti-human biases do they harbor? Remember, kids: AI doesn't laugh.

April 15: Propaganda platform adds insult to Notre Dame injury; Assange affidavit exposes void at case's center

Police drone shows entire Notre Dame roof in flames

YouTube labels Notre Dame livestream as 9/11, promoting conspiracies it's supposed to squelch

US unseals Assange affidavit, exposing zero proof of alleged Pentagon hacking

April 16: Japan politely asks US to stop wiping its ass with Okinawa, so Trump wipes it with Cuba instead; world's oldest 18-year-old

Japan asks US military to stop running wild after Okinawan murder-suicide

Trump to allow Americans to sue Cuba (and US allies) over revolution-confiscated property

Colorado schools on lockdown as world's oldest-looking 'armed & dangerous' 18-year-old on loose

GoFundMe anti-vax ban might be legal, but it's hypocritical & discriminatory as hell, says Lionel

April 17: Reanimated pig brains mean hope for braindead cops; why burn books when whole libraries will do; worst smartphone design ever

Scientists restore brain function in hours-dead pigs; what's that, officer? you moved toward the light?

*MIT librarian attacks libraries for stocking white-authored books, & those pages are looking awfully pale too

$2000 folding smartphone crashes & burns, surprising no one

April 18: No bodily integrity for you; CIA dying of Trump Derangement Syndrome; You Had One Job (tm)

Brooklyn judge denies parents right to kids' bodily integrity, upholding mandatory vaccines amid non-epidemic

CIA agent warns intelligence community their rabid anti-Trumpism is threatening their credibility

VA whistleblower-protection agency under investigation for retaliating against whistleblowers

Trump to visit Japan to hammer out trade deal

April 19: Militia does Border Patrol's job, because it won't; here's a little bit of grandma in that pie, literally; tone-deaf != color-blind

US government chastises border patrol wannabes after they detain 3,500 migrants in a month

Washington poised to legalize human composting, because why should an eco-friendly lifestyle end with death

Ancestry.com yanks antebellum interracial-romance ad after Twitter outcry over slavery 'whitewash'

Add a comment

It's a dark day for human rights when Bibi Netanyahu wins a fifth term & Julian Assange is hauled off in chains for "conspiring to hack a computer." Though given the Pentagon's history of shabby opsec, the password was probably "password" anyway. The arrest of Assange was a message to those who would publish material embarrassing to empire: you have nowhere to hide. If you find a friendly country to shelter you, we will regime-change their government & strong-arm the new guy into selling out his national sovereignty for an IMF loan. Not a peep from the mainstream media, while alt media is too busy gossiping about Assange's possible intelligence agency connections to understand what his arrest actually means for press freedom. Do we even need the ruling class to play divide & conquer anymore, or are we just going to do it to ourselves? Pay attention or suffer the consequences.

 

April 8: Americans (& Israelis) can't handle failure, while Brits are being taught to love it

*Why can't American college kids handle failure? Just look at their government

Polls open in Israel - Bibi starts rigging furiously...

Eric 'nuke the gun owners' Swalwell announces 2020 candidacy

Parliament passes resolution to debate Brexit

Former top NZ diplomat charged with attempted toilet-cam recordings of embassy colleagues

 

April 9: Netanyahu to nation: How's my occupying? Would anyone else bribe you with stolen land while under investigation for bribery?

Israeli analysts dissect election: it's all about the Benjamins (Netanyahus & Franklins)

Japanese military finds wreckage of "disappeared" F-35A

AG Barr to probe anti-Trump bias in Russiagate investigation; Pope's Catholicism next?

Dalai Lama hospitalized for chest infection, raising succession questions

 

April 10: Alexa's humans hear you get screwed, literally & figuratively; Texas wants to criminalize abortion; Tasmania tries to criminalize misgendering; Brexit doomed

Amazon Alexa's human helpers reveal someone's always listening - to your shower-singing, or rape

Texas Republican wants to make abortion a capital crime

Tasmania removes gender from birth certificates in 'dog's breakfast' frankenlaw

May wins 6-month Brexit delay at emergency EU council meeting

 

April 11: Assange arrest sets chilling precedent - but so does barring BDS founder from US; comedy from the Clinton corpse 

Wikileaks editor & Assange lawyer warn arrest will doom free press

Manning demands release, citing malicious & superfluous prosecution

BDS founder denied entry to US - by US authorities, not Israeli

Clinton cackles over Assange arrest

 

April 12: Georgetown raises white (guilt) flag; pigs burn Burning Man; Pompeo denies bears shit in woods

Georgetown University students vote reparations "tax" into tuition

*Feds attempt to destroy Burning Man after it proves them irrelevant

Pompeo denies Netanyahu's reelection & West Bank annexation promise hurts peace

Former Venezuelan military intel chief arrested in Spain on US cocaine-trafficking warrant

Add a comment