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 As Democrats & Republicans fight to have their hands on the wheel the day the US finally implodes, the last few constitutional rights we thought we had are revealed to be little more than vaporware. So, same as last week. Move along, nothing to see here.


April 1: Biden defenders say women have no right to personal space; Supreme Court says condemned have no right to painless death; Google says users have no rights, period

Biden spox cries conspiracy as more accusers take Creepy Joe to task

*Google AI 'ethics council' collapses from...lack of ethics

Supreme Court rules condemned murderer has no right to painless death


April 2: "Intelligence agencies" is the most ironic misnomer in history: a tragicomedy in 3 parts

Secret service arrests "Chinese spy" after letting her roam around Mar-a-Lago unimpeded

Papadopoulos says truth will soon come out about Deep State culpability in Russiagate

Former spies sue intelligence agencies for right to publish books about their careers


April 3: Facebook wants your email password, Democrats want your integrity, & higher ed. just wants your soul

*Facebook asks users for email passwords - what could go wrong?

*Post-Russiagate Dems elaborately dance around real issues to place hopes in Trump tax returns

Kansas University offers "Angry White Males" course, making white males angry

FAA forms joint review panel with NASA and foreign regulators to probe Boeing failures


April 4: Petrodollar's days numbered; Assange under siege; US spied on Huawei to 'prove' Huawei spying on US; Cohen tries to lie his way out of jail

Saudis prepare to dump petrodollar if US allows OPEC antitrust bill to go forward

Assange supporters mobilize after news he will be booted from Ecuadorian embassy

US used secretive FISA court to spy on Huawei...in name of preventing Huawei from 'spying' on US

Cohen pulls 14 million files out of his ass a hat in hail-Mary bid for get-out-of-jail-free card

Freedom from religion advocates demand alternative to Mississippi's 'In God We Trust' license plates


April 5: War criminals & their enablers get snuggly; full speed ahead on kiddie sexual derangement 

Obama & Merkel 4eva: Former prez visits soon-to-be former chancellor to giggle about war crimes, get paid

Kids as young as 8 now getting cross-sex hormones in gov't sponsored transgender research

Rhode Island teachers' unions oppose criminalization of sex with students


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 It's difficult to understate how much of a threat Article 13 poses to the internet as we know it. This law comes in the guise of an overreaching copyright regulation but the preemptive filters it will force platforms to use can just as easily be weaponized to censor all politically inconvenient speech. Given the draconian 'hate speech' and 'fake news' being passed in individual European countries, this is all but inevitable. Google, Facebook, Twitter et.al. serve the most oppressive common denominator - living in the US will not save you. Farewell internet - it was fun while it lasted. (* = bylined)

March 25: Article 13 destroys the internet; UK can't leave EU or Yemen without a black eye; even Saudis think Trump's cucked

EU prepares to kill internet as we know it with Article 13 vote

*Article 13 weaponizes copyright to impose preemptive censorship

UK MPs wrest control of Brexit from Theresa Maybe

UK opposition demands out of Yemen after special forces injured fighting for Saudis

Even Saudi Arabia won't back Trump's Golan Heights sellout

March 26: Middle East Peace sacrificed to Greater Israel; journalistic credibility sacrificed to ratings; Green New Deal sacrificed to green new $$

*Trump & Kushner's Middle East Peace plan has no room for Palestine

Israel pounds Gaza 2 nights in pre-election response to 2 rockets landing harmlessly

Syria demands UN Security Council meeting after Golan Heights declaration

BBC head laments 'mainstream media' as smear-Lionel says look in the mirror

Green New Deal flops after forced Senate vote

March 27: Guaido swears revolution around the corner; Maddow swears Russians around the corner; Smollett swears lynch mobs around the corner; Monsanto just swears

Guaido calls for 'tactical action' ahead of inevitable palace-storming 2002 reenactment

Maddow slips from 1st to 6th place as MSNBC ratings plummet post-Mueller

FBI reviewing dismissal of Smollett hate hoax charges

Jury rules Bayer must pay in second Roundup cancer case

Truck plows into crowd investigating another accident on Guatemala highway

March 28: Facebook covers up racism with white nationalism ban; Mexico shrugs off migrant blame; Smollett lawyer keeps straight face; Pakistan says no terror here

*Facebook bans 'white nationalism' to cover up its own targeted-ad racism

AMLO to Trump: don't blame Mexico for your Central American migrant problem

Smollett lawyer says Nigerian brothers wore whiteface to attack Jussie Smollett

Pakistan reports no terror camps at sites submitted by India

Georgia mayoral campaign meeting bars white media

March 29: MSNBC becomes MSDNC; Bolton's unrequited love; Tesla takes your secrets to the grave; Tinder tanks millennial sex rates

MSNBC political editor bullies journalist on behalf of DNC

Venezuelan defense minister wants Bolton to stop sending love notes

Tesla hoards all your data & coughs it up to junkyard or future owner

Tinder offers 'height-verification' as consolation prize for destroying your sex life


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 The most special of special counsels has wrapped up his investigation, and Russiagate is a dud. i could say i told you so, but that wouldn't be sporting, so let's revisit an old video instead. Russiagate may be dead, but death is only the beginning when you're a faith-based crusade with only the most fleeting link to the reality-based community - now that that link has been severed, expect the collusion delusion to only strengthen.

this has aged a lot better than Luke Harding's book...


March 18: Mini brains seeking a spine; social credit scores meet capitalism; death squad revivalist gets the band back together

Lab-grown 'mini-brains' cry out for a spine, campaign contributions next?

Donald Trump Jr. warns of privatized version of Chinese social credit score. Too bad it's already here*

Bolsonaro's first stop in US is CIA: time to bring the junta back?

In space no one can hear you[r herpes] scream


March 19: EU <3 AI; Italian pol gets ironypox; institutional hypocrisy, sacred vs profane edition

A quarter of EU citizens ready to embrace AI overlords*

Italian governor against vaccine mandates mocked for getting most ironic chickenpox ever [& if you don't think he had help getting sick, i've got a bridge to sell you]

Trump names former Boeing exec to FAA after second Boeing 737 MAX 8 crash kills everyone on board

After claiming new age of accountability, Pope pleads with cardinal who covered up abuse to stay on


March 20: MoveOn to Dems: please step away from the checkbook; Rachel Dolezal's revenge; NZ psyop bears fruit

MoveOn asks 2020 presidential candidates to boycott AIPAC

Finnish researcher ties self in knots trying to make case for 'trans-ageism'*

New Zealand debuts gun control laws, Americans know whose benefit this is really for

FBI joins probe into Boeing 737 MAX 8 crashes, lax oversight


March 21: Dems spit in base's face over AIPAC; Facebook & Monsanto say Trust Us; robot bees lead interspecies takeover

House Dems show fealty to donors, indifference to voters with yet another anti-BDS bill as AIPAC approaches*

Facebook stored over half a billion users' passwords in plaintext, but it's OK, their employees are trustworthy!

Los Angeles bans Monsanto's RoundUp after second cancer lawsuit - 9,000 more to go!

Robot mimics allow interspecies communication & behavioral control


March 24: Mueller meltdown; Iran gloats; Google votes

Mueller meltdown: Dems vow it isn't over, demand to see full report

Mueller meltdown memed: #Resistance implodes, grasps at obstruction straws

Iran confirms Netanyahu family's phones hacked

Google flipped seats for Dems in 2018, swayed 7.8million votes, researcher says


* = bylined!


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The US is doubling down on the failed Venezuelan regime change operation, throwing diplomatic temper tantrums & causing blackouts straight out of the Gene Sharp playbook, while Cheney has slithered out of the grave to weigh in on how we aren't starting nearly enough wars & not one but two flaming shills have entered a presidential race already overflowing with flaming shills. Meanwhile, Twitter has committed itself to literally filing off the rough edges of its user interface, the better to force the lies down your throat, & we're being told that air pollution is racist in the latest bid to paper over the economic inequality at the heart of this country's domestic problems. Look on my works, ye mighty, & despair...

March 11: Venezuelan regime change ops boil over; Pelosi throws shade & misses

Maduro claims 2 saboteurs caught 'in flagrante' interfering with Guri dam

US withdraws remaining diplomats from Venezuela

Pelosi: impeachment is 'divisive,' & Trump's not worth it (though she can't stop thinking about him)

March 12: Air pollution is racist! CNN sued, Biden boo'ed, Cheney ewww'd

Study decries air pollution 'race gap,' conveniently elides role of economic inequality*

Covington kid sues CNN for $275mil - NYTimes next?

'Pedo Joe' Biden teases candidacy no one wants

Cheney to Pence: start more wars, or the world won't respect us*

Bolsonaro's links to activist's murderers are 'coincidences,' police wink

March 13: Pentagon's trigger finger itches as Senate issues Yemen wrist-slap; beta Beto bores; Facebook booked?

Pentagon can't wait to test banned weapons with INF treaty's corpse still warm

Senate passes resolution to stop facilitating Saudis' genocide in Yemen

Chinless wonder Beto slumps into race, with a pricey photoshoot & no principles*

Facebook under grand jury scrutiny for secretive data partnerships

Johnson & Johnson pays out $29.4mil in asbestos-talc cancer case

March 14: Twitter literally files off rough edges; US continues Venezuela meltdown; NZ thrown to "identitarian" wolves

Twitter rounds corners, strengthens speech codes to promote 'healthy conversation,' squelch dissent*

Pro-Guaido diplomats storm out as Venezuelan FM speaks to UN

49 dead, 4 arrested in NZ mosque shootings (what happened to the other 3 perps, establishment media? inquiring minds etc)

Would-be Maduro 'drone assassin' interviewed by CNN

March 15: Beto 'bombshell' grabs at authenticity; smirking sociopathic pig 'cares'; Drag Queen (Pedo) Storytime

Team Beto pumps up flagging interest with anodyne 'hacker past'

Pompeo says Yemen resolution shows Senate doesn't care about Yemen like the Saudis do

Drag Queen Storytime participant was convicted sex offender...who'd'a thunk??

Disney rehires James Gunn after less than a year in the naughty corner over pedo tweets


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It's finally considered news that the Department of Homeland Security is compiling dossiers on journalists - now that some of those journalists are involved in covering migrant caravans. Apparently, some journalists are more equal than others, & those who take care to feed the narrative are protected by their establishment brethren. Imagine my shock - but you don't need to imagine, because i finally got to sign my name to it...*


March 4: Racism or criminal stupidity? Foreign policy: ur doin it wrong

South African party leader wants whites to serve blacks...but sure, he means well

High schoolers trading racial slurs & extermination chat shocked when clip goes viral

Trump expands embargo on Cuba, cutting off country's nose to spite face


March 5: NSA plays possum, but Clapper keeps on lion; redefining 'victory'; another Black Mirror episode come to life

NSA claims to curtail Stellar Wind metadata collection

Clapper on lying to Congress: "I'm not a perjurer, I'm just stupid"

Rand Paul proposes end to Afghan war, redefining "victory"


MIT builds backflipping, indestructible 'cheetah' robot, dooming humanity


March 6: The military does to its own what it does to the rest of the world; fetuses are people too; Trumper tantrum part 994

Military sex assault victim says reporting as bad as assault itself

Alabama man sues abortion clinic on behalf of aborted fetus

Trump vows to deprive media of his presence during 2020 debates over Fox snub

Tim Cook's "learn to code" elicits howls of hypocrisy on Twitter


March 7: Pearl-clutching over migrants, antisemitism, and - better late than never, i suppose - spying on journalists

California court rules counting citizens for census unconstitutional

Democrats pass watered-down anti-"hate" resolution, angering ziofascists

Homeland Security spying on journalists - AGAIN*

Teacher wins prize by reading contract, proving no one reads contracts


March 8: Hate to say 'i told you so'; climate change weaponizes fear; legislative virtue-signaling

Jussie Smollett whacked with the felony stick - 16 times

Climate change weaponizes fear & guilt, says Greenpeace founder

House Dems pass "anti-corruption" bill sure to be shot down & allow them to continue corruption

Angry hipster demands journal stop using his pic to illustrate hipster study...except it isn't him

Ilhan Omar claims she's an Obama fan after much-needed shit-talking of America's favorite butcher


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