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I am getting very tired of making jokes only to have them come true. "Kill yourself before the OMFGVIRUS can!" is a slogan I made up back in April to mock the paper-tiger nature of Covid-19 combined with the cultlike authority its worshipers vested in the quasi-scriptural propaganda that had grown up around it. Now we have a 100% increase in the number of child suicides. The people crafting these narratives are evil scumbags seeking to turn our senses of humor - one of the few human elements they can neither fake nor purchase - against us. When they take our sense of humor they've effectively succeeded in alienating us against ourselves, and one of the ways they do this is by taking what should be jokes and turning them into reality where they are quite obviously no longer funny - hell, the entire OMFGVIRUS narrative would have made a hilarious modern version of "A Modest Proposal" if it hadn't actually happened - in the hope of convincing us to abandon our will to laugh at things (conveniently bringing us one big step closer to the robot/AI consciousness-merge Schwab & co. are still pushing as the be-all end-all of transhumanist utopia - remember, AI doesn't laugh).

Lest reality get lost in the atrocity shuffle, these kids aren't offing themselves because people are making jokes about OMFGVIRUS suicide cults - they're offing themselves because their scared-shitless parents are forcing them into real-life OMFGVIRUS suicide cults enshrining suffering, guilt and misery as the pinnacle of achievement for kids who are supposed to be playing outside, with other children, in the sun and the dirt, where they can wrap their hands and minds around what it truly is to be human. Lockdowns kill. Oppose them with every fiber of your being.

(And yes, the article linked above gets a few things wrong, such as quoting Milton Friedman [just don't, once you've summoned demons they're incredibly difficult to put back] and its assumption that lockdown suicides are an unintentional side effect of the policy [they are in fact one of the primary intentions, as a labor-saving measure - the more of us kill ourselves, the fewer are left for them to kill]. But its primary thrust is both correct and alarming. If you can read it without experiencing visceral rage at the inhuman architects of this heinous policy, check your pulse, as you are probably dead.)

February 22: I can haz nuxe?; it's raining terror; legalize pot...later; nothing exceeds like excess

Ayatollah Khamenei warns Iran will keep enriching uranium through 60% amid unrest over backroom deal

German paratroopers mistaken for 'terrorists' after surprise Covid-themed visit to local hospital

NJ gov't finally approves recreational marijuana...maybe, in 6 months, once tax structures worked out

**Conservatives' beliefs come from cognitive issues, Guardian smirks while building pseudoscientific case

February 23: Gibbering Gates sez b-haev; Naomi Wolf in sheep's clothing

Gates admits his private jet-setting, carbon-hogging lifestyle doesn't fit his rhetoric - but virtue-signals anyway

**Naomi Wolf exposes OMFGVIRUS fascism, gets slammed for transpartisan outreach

February 24: Everybody Hates Neera Tanden™; UK contact tracing app always meant to snoop; Israel running out of threats to make; Trudeaun't can't meme

Even horrifically corrupt Senate won't swallow human virus Neera Tanden

UK's bug-riddled NHS contact-tracing app meant for vaccine tracking all along

Israel warns Biden admin failing to hold the line on anti-ICC sanctions will imperil both countries' leaders

Biden reminds Americans that even the fake Left can't meme with bizarre sycophantic gesture to Trudeau

February 25: Cuomo seeks patsy to shift focus from serial murder onto sex harassment

Cuomo crime family seeks PR strategist to lie as nursing home & sex pest accusations come home to roost

**#MeWho? Cuomo accuser Boylan comes forward with details of harassment, met with crickets & tumbleweeds

February 26: CPAC-man no AIPAC-man; start snitching to make it look voluntary; in space no one can hear you pander

Arrival of golden-calf Trump statue at CPAC raises religious eyebrows

**Snitch Nation takes shape in under-siege US at last - but at what cost?

NASA renames DC HQ building after first black female engineer

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Is Cuomo's reign of terror really coming to an end? It would be nice to get some good news for a bit. Unfortunately he'll be charged with sexual harassment rather than culling the state's elderly. And just in time for the introduction of the Freedom Pass, which rivals even the Patriot Act in terms of its spitefully ironic naming. 'tis easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to upload even the most well-documented, high quality content to YouTube and have it stay there for more than 24 hours. The propagandists hate competition, especially when their own work is so shoddy and threadbare. Imagine actually being one of these third rate sycophants! No wonder they hate us so. You can't buy creativity, no matter how many times they try.

February 16: Withdrawal sets in for Orange Man Bad crew; never trust a scumbag (unless you're with the GOP?)

Yet another Trump lawsuit as congressman insists he was deprived of his safe space 

**The ruling class all but fed us to the woodchipper. Why are we trusting them to pull us out?

Robinhood CEO hiding out from 'angry client mobs' awaiting testimony before Congress

Poll finds Trump lovefest in 2024 primary as ex-president preferred by over half of GOP 

February 17: Mars is blushing; Cuomo bristles when caught; Fauci welcomed into fraternity of fucktards

Musk can have Mars, sniffs Gibbering Gates, pledging to wreck earth's infrastructure next

Cuomo threatens to 'destroy' Queens assemblyman after his elderly killing spree exposed

**Fauci joins Israeli scumbag chorus alongside Kissinger, Blair, & Jimmy Wales

February 18: Bootstrap bathos; Every Single Time; Amazon trafficks traffic; Fredo ditches his beloved; Spring Break for Slothboi

90-year-old woman hikes 6 miles in the snow to get vaccine that will probably kill her

Israel prepares to throw open the doors to normalcy as thousands forge its vax passport

Amazon meddles with traffic lights to stymie warehouse unionization drive

Fredo slinks away as Andrew Cuomo comes under fire from FBI & even de Blasio

Ted Cruz self-owns, caught flying with family to Cancun amid massive power outage 

February 19: Racism wins the class war; NYT wants you scared & stupid; ISISrael wants your job; animals more equal than others

Systemic racism lasts until average person is lifted up - not black elite, says John Barnes

**NYTimes warns readers not to think critically, lest they realize they're being lied to

Ziofascist astroturf group attacks UBristol prof while his employer meekly corbyns

**Some lives matter more: pro-Trump group barred from painting BLM-like mural in NYC


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While the fantastically dim bulbs of the American media establishment were splashing around in the urine-filled kiddie pool that was Trump's second impeachment trial, the important sociopaths were getting their tentacles primed for Cyber Polygon, which is an Event 201-style simulation meant to get Klaus Schwab's cyber-attack rocks off. Featuring not only the World Economic Forum but a bunch of the creeps from that previous simulation, it's supposed to replicate a Solar Winds-style cyberattack, and last year's participants included a host of horrors funded by the usual suspects (Microsoft, Facebook, Mastercard, the Hewlett Foundation - just read Whitney Webb's piece), such odious creatures as Tony Blair and Schwab himself, and the head of Israel's National Cyber Directorate, Yigal Unna, who apparently warned last year that a "cyber winter" of cyberattacks was "coming and coming faster than even I suspected." So basically the much-belabored Dark Winter but on steroids and uttered by an Israeli tech weasel. The Great Reset, in case it hasn't become screamingly clear to you yet, is designed to deliver control over humanity gift-wrapped to Israel's doorstep - the supremacist schmucks have even managed to dodge the vaccine certificates they're eager to force down the rest of our throats. And then leave our shriveled-up husks behind as they sell the last of our technology to China. Imagine if the US military and intelligence services actually had one set of balls between them - they'd have to actually do something about this situation! Lucky for Israel, they don't. More's the pity...

February 8: US pushes Israel's human wrongs back into UN; duhmocracy dies in darkness; if at first you don't succeed; encryption or bust

US will re-engage with UNHRC in order to force Israel down its throat, says Blinken

Less than 1 in 5 Americans think Our Democracy™ is working - & 2 in 3 think it's getting worse

Trump lawyers say 'insurrection' impeachment charge is unconstitutional & unprofessional

Telegram becomes #1 downloaded non-gaming app for January 

February 9: Timidity kills while OMFGVIRUS thrives & pod people flourish; Trump's neighbors Just Say No

**1 in 3 Americans no longer fear returning to pre-OMFGVIRUS life but wait for gov't signal that will never come

**Americans' routines have been disrupted: enter Pod Personality, abandon hope all ye who enter

Trump struggling to stay at Mar-a-Lago year-round as neighbors run spite op

February 10: Dorsey sells them a piece of blue sky; school to prison pipeline complete; cinema strange - or screwed

Twitter founder fleshes out decentralized Bluesky social network for investors as Twitter devolves

UC Berkeley bans students from solo exercise outdoors as lockdown extended indefinitely

Mask Up 'Murica, say CDC & Hollywood as dystopian vaccine nightmare looms

Joss Whedon slammed for poor treatment of Buffy actors on set after Avengers revelations 

February 11: Fourth Industrial Revolution screws workers; Israel invented cancel culture but Aussies are corbyning hard; Facebook hates you

US unemployment stays high despite Biden farting roses at inauguration ceremony

**Guardian columnist learns hard way that Israel invented 'cancel culture' after $ joke tanks w/ editor

Aussie bookstore gets caught in apology spiral over gender-crazed author guests

Facebook unveils enforcement report showing AI deleted 97% of 'hate speech' w/o a single complaint

February 12: Haley hates Trump this week; Swedes just wanna have side effects; Le Pen attacked from the right; Cuomo is a serial killer

Nikki Haley turns on Trump again with second thoughts about following him down latest hole

Swedish university proposes comparing vaccines across regions

Le Pen baffled at being put in position of defending Islam

**Cuomo aide admits he killed Grandma, opening door to prosecution - but don't expect an apology

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The US has become the economic equivalent of a raging crackhead who regularly shows up to the local strip mall, sticks his gun in the clerk's face, and walks off with a ton of stuff on credit while leaving a stack of IOUs in his wake, promising to pay for his purchases at a later date. The crackhead doesn't actually produce anything (except borderline-illegible IOUs), yet the stores have all tacitly agreed to respect his IOUs because if they don't he won't just shoot up the one store, he'll shoot up the whole strip mall, and surely it's easier to just keep him happy - after all, he's got a high credit score, and surely he'll pay everyone back at some future date.

Humanity is hurrying toward an ignominious end; it's like our leaders are finally waking up to what a mess they've made of things and knowing they can't fix it within our lifetimes have just opted to nuke the whole species and get it over with in the hope they can avoid having their names go down in the history books as the parties responsible for this heinous mess.

February 1: Blame the victim; sue the planet

Belgian PM blames anti-lockdown protesters for swastika graffiti

UAE establishes 'space court' to settle off-planet corporate disputes

February 2: Bitchin' in the kitchen; predator/prey harmony

British man arrested for running soup kitchen in East Sussex park

Robinhood & corrupt hedge funds finally succeed in pushing GameStop stock price below $100 

February 4: Redefining 'small business'; thinking with the small head 

Roman Catholic Church got $3 billion in 'small business' Covid-19 aid

Be careful what you wank for: Pornhub promises to fight abuse by spying on users

February 5: How fake is your socialism; lying like a rug for fun & profit; modern-day slavery; extreme failure

AOC pleads with Twitter to shut down "Ocasio-Smollett" meme after her Capitol lie exposed

**Covid-19 flipflops from Fauci & friends keep people scared & stupid by design

Nevada lures Big Tech to desert by offering a chance to relaunch the 'company town'

**Pentagon desperate to purge 'extremists', but what does it think soldiers are?

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The newly-minted, certifiably batshit Biden administration has already made clear its Orwellian intentions. The "ministry of truth" in Ukraine worked so well we're going to have one here too! Our Mirotvorets clone is also going to be stepping up its activities, using the skulls of dissident journalists to practice curb-stomping. Between the full-throated encouragement to go forth and rat out your brother/sister/mother/father for protesting the conditions of their imprisonment, and the population's chilling inability to recognize that the "truth" they're being sold today is the polar opposite of the "truth" they were voluntarily spewing at the top of their tweet-lungs yesterday.

(For those who don't believe they're imprisoned, pack a suitcase and book a flight right now for Paris, or Hanoi, or Moscow. I'll wait.)

I'm seeing literally hundreds of posts talking about how everyone a particular person knows is suffering off-the-charts levels of (non-OMFGVIRUS-related) memory loss, fatigue, general disorientation, etc. I'm not looking for these posts, just stumbling over them on the way to something else. Is this happening to everybody? Are we so terrified of impinging on the malady-space we're told belongs exclusively to the Lesser Saints of the Great OMFGVIRUS? Would you let Bill Gates perform brain surgery on you? Why not? You allow him to make global health policy in by way of the WHO and Gavi - surely you wouldn't mind skipping the middleman and letting good ol' Billy have a go at your gray matter? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

January 25: So i herd u liek Nazis; Google union goes global; hogs are hedging

Godwin's Law left in dust as ABC pundits screech with last stab at Bad Orange Man

Don't Be Evil...unless it would help your bottom line, says global Google union 

Reddit day-traders square off against hedge funds declaring GameStop stock DOA

January 26: If you see something, snitch; hoarders without borders; down with biased teeth; Buzzfeed swoons for neoliberalism

**Twitter dupes users into volunteering to attack ideological foes with 'Birdwatch' fact-checking

Judge backs Texas challenge to Biden's deportation freeze at southern border

Penn State dental school gets huge cash infusion to...fight anti-LGBTQ bias in dentistry?

**Buzzfeed licks corporate boot with bizarre paean to AmazonAppleGoogle's censorship power

January 27: Stick those masks where the sun don't shine; doomsday scientists miss the good old days of duck'n'cover

Two masks good, three masks better? CNBC misreads study, boosts infinite masking

Doomsday Clock lingers at 100 seconds to midnight, blaming 'online lying' about Covid-19

January 28: AnOtHeR iNSurRecTioN?!?!; how to lie with statistics; happy Year Zero!

70-year-old man arrested near Capitol for unregistered gun & 20 rounds of ammo

Covid-19 cases fall 35% since Biden confirmed in inspired burst of statistical trickery

**'Never Forget,' except when it's convenient: US' fascist present must learn from its past

January 29: Cuomo enjoyed killing grandma; Congress says burn the witch; stool Britannia; no capitalism for you; Spotify doesn't like your tone

Cuomo dismisses concern about miscounting care home deaths because he's still guilty

**Congress declares war on pro-Trump congresswoman for daring to have opinions

UK champing at the bit to climb onboard China's 'anal Covid-19 test swab' express

Robinhood reins in Reddit day-traders as GameStop wins lose its hedgie pals' money

Spotify will snoop on users' background noise, tone of voice in totally not creepy patent

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