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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the desert...it's Weapons of Mass Destruction Part II: Son of Weapons of Mass Destruction! Brought to you by Cheney Studios, a division of You've Been NeoConned, itself a subsidiary of ZioFascism Inc. Now with more carnage, in case you forgot God Is A Real Estate Agent.

December 9: Epstein didn't kill himself, and Crossfire Hurricane was flagrantly illegal

'Epstien didn't kill himself' performance artist one-ups banana eater at Art Basel Miami

IG report reveals Russiagate probe was fraudulent from the start - and Brennan lied about it


December 10: Religion as politics; we have always been losing the war in Afghanistan; Saudi flyers grounded

**'Caged nativity' is the perfect Christmas display for a politics that tolerates no heresy

**Cheney warns War on Terror must continue as even WaPo admits it's been a losing battle all along

Saudi aviation students grounded after Pensacola shooting


December 11: Your genes are not your own; Black Hebrew Israelites strike again; actor vs anchor in battle of the loathsome, UK edition

GEDMatch bought by forensic DNA company, feeding 60% of white Americans' genes to FBI

Jersey City shooters linked to Black Hebrew Israelites

UK election jitters stoke ongoing feud between Piers Morgan and Hugh Grant


December 12: Jersey City shooting blame game: terrorism? white supremacy? The Jews™?

Jersey City shooting being investigated as act of terrorism against Jews...and cops

Jersey City shooting blamed on white supremacy, even though alleged shooters were black


December 13: Bye-bye tariffs; Kurdistan ain't so Great after all; Bernie endorses & un-endorses Young Turk

US to remove China tariffs 'phase by phase' as China cancels US tax hikes

**Greater Kurdistan? What Greater Kurdistan? Esper dashes Kurds' hopes of state in Syria

Sanders endorses & un-endorses Uygur for Congress in under a day as sexist comments come back to bite him

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The internet is in peril, declares Tim Berners-Lee, the man who created the World Wide Web. Yet he has sold his soul to Google, Facebook, & the Wikimedia Foundation of all people to cook up this supposedly voluntary 'contract' to build a better internet, 'voluntary' in quotes because it quite openly admits it wants those who do not sign to be ostracized. Is it any coincidence that all three of the aforementioned companies have already violated multiple precepts of the Contract for the Web? Well, what's the use of being on the steering committee for such a project if you're not exempted from following any of the rules? 

November 25: Germany highlights Huawei hypocrisy; Trump in the garden of Good & Evil; no future for the internet

Germany reminds Huawei-hating US that NSA spying reveal didn't trigger a boycott of American tech

**Mock "Trump is the Chosen One" all you like, but save some derision for the "Trump is Pure Evil" crowd

Google and Facebook back new "Contract for the Web," take out contract on the web

November 26: Heretic Tucker; Palestine threatens to ditch appeasement; NSO vs Facebook: dueling scumbags; border bombing

Tucker Carlson talks Douma hoax on air & roots for Russia over Ukraine. Burn him at the stake!

Palestine's patience rapidly evaporating after US 'recognized' illegal Israeli West Bank settlements

Israeli spyware company sues Facebook for deplatforming its employees after spying on thousands through Whatsapp

Car bomb near Syrian border pinned on US-backed Kurds

November 27: Boeing's misfortunes continue; political prejudice wildly popular; Trump as "Rocky" triggers Twitter; US' endless wars are shamelessly derivative Hollywood sequels

Boeing covered up extent of damage in failed 777x stress test explosion

Political discrimination remains socially acceptable & leads to massive organizational groupthink

Trump as Rocky Balboa tweet spurs speculation & triggers #Resistance 

**Faux narrative, real deaths: US war stories are second-rate Hollywood sequel farming

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The US has gone full Orwell (again) - settler-colonialism, the most violent occupation of the 21st century, has been given the green light by the Trump administration. It's an empty yet craven gesture, Trump reaching out of the surprisingly persistent quicksand his enemies have somehow crafted out of the meganothingburger of Ukrainegate - but Bibi has 99 problems of his own, & a bitch ain't one. We can celebrate his indictment, but be aware there are many just as bad lined up behind him. This is why Israel will never have a sane leader.

November 18: Trump joins the 'peach party; people of Walmart; Bolivia goes full Condor; fun with violent occupation

Trump hints he'll testify (in writing) in impeachment hearing

Walmart parking lot shooter kills 2, self in apparent domestic dispute

Bolivia takes a leaf from the Condor playbook, threatening MAS politicians & leftist journalists with arrest

Pompeo says screw the Geneva Convention, West Bank settlements are a-OK with Trump

November 19: Sweden bows out of Assange persecution; Epstein didn't kill himself; Big Tech plays innocent

Sweden drops Assange rape investigation, having done its job of securing his imprisonment

Finally, an arrest in the Epstein death! It's...the prison guards who ignored his "suicide"

Louisiana senator asks how is Epstein like Christmas ornaments and drywall?

Big Tech downplays monopoly status in response to House antitrust probe

November 20: Democrats embrace authoritarianism; Sondland's impeachment circus; NYTimes imperils journalists

Democrats unanimously vote to renew PATRIOT Act after shoehorning it into financing bill

Sondland refuses to cough up quid pro quo, but confirms Zelensky "loves Trump's ass"

**NYTimes editor whines Trump is putting his journalists in danger - and cheering on wars around the world isn't?

Sondland shatters Dems' hopes for quid pro quo - but that doesn't stop them from claiming he delivered

November 21: Reds under the bed; Bibi goes byebye; airborne mishap; Fredo calls his mom; angry mob takes Berkeley; journalistic integrity DOA

Russian-speaking journalist cries "bot" on glimpsing "Russian quote mark" in story on Biden's illegitimate kid

Israeli AG indicts Netanyahu on 3 corruption cases at last

Netanyahu lashes out at "attempted coup" run by "foreign interests"

Two airmen die in USAF training mission gone wrong

CNN's Cuomo phones Mom to prove Trump wrong. It backfires

Over 1000 antifa-like protesters swarm Ann Coulter speech at UC Berkeley

**Journalists have lost their moral compass as ethics swapped for speed & ideology 

November 22: Trump hedges Hong Kong bets; big bad Wolfowitz dispenses advice; Bolivia's long tentacle of the law; you got pwned

Trump refuses to trash China trade deal to back Hong Kong rioters despite near-unanimous Congress support

**Iraq war's "godfather" warns Trump spurning Kurds will bite him in the ass, next war

Morales charged with terrorism for allegedly encouraging Bolivian supporters to block roads in protest

You've been very, very pwned: 1.2 billion profiles discovered on unencrypted Google Cloud server

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 Google reaches for world domination while conspiracy-shaming kicks into overdrive - now anyone who questions the incomprehensibly idiotic Epstein "suicide" narrative is accused of sowing discord, incubating fascism, & killing polar bears. OK, maybe not that last one. It can't be easy to be a ruling class narrative-manager these days - and they want our sympathy, but they'll settle for our last dollar & firstborn child. A bargain at twice the price!

November 11: Women's wrongs; bipolar bears; just shoot me

H&M slimed after designer dares to have same initials as women-beating acronym

**Polar bears aren't starving because of climate change - they're thriving in it

University of Virginia cancels Veterans Day 21-gun-salute as Peak Snowflake approaches

November 12: Conspiracy deniers on the warpath; protests protests everywhere plus a color revolution; no journalism allowed at journalism school

**Conspiracy-shaming is the lazy government's way of pathologizing dissent

Catalan independence protesters brutally routed from French border blockade

Hong Kong rioters set campuses ablaze as police try to reclaim universities

Chilean police drag elderly man through the streets as anti-neoliberalism protests rage

**Renowned journalism school teaches students to comfort the comfortable & afflict the afflicted

November 13: Project Nightingale triggers probe; VK beats Facebook to the dislike punch; warpigs intimidate peace activist

Google reaches tentacles into personal finance as Project Nightingale triggers a(nother) federal probe

Peace activist raided by cops for bogus, months-old 'assault' charge on congresswoman

VK adopts long-awaited "dislike" button, sending Facebook users into paroxysms of envy

November 14: Huawei's gonna getcha; Epstein speculation breeds fascists; Romney in blackface; pity the billionaires

Huawei poses 'threat to our collective security,' Barr says, calling for blanket ban from FCC

'Epstein didn't kill himself' meme is recruiting tool for fascism, cry establishment pearl-clutchers

Deval Patrick a.k.a. Black Mitt Romney jumps into 2020 race with Obama's blessing

Earthquake off Indonesian island of Ternate triggers tsunami warning

**Wealth-tax-wary billionaires declare themselves a persecuted class, slam socialist 'discrimination'

November 15: Another nothing transcript; very deadly "mistake"; Assad calls out Epstein coverup; Stone stoned in hypocritical display

Trump releases transcript of post-election congratulations call with Zelensky

Israel admits to bombing Gaza family, killing 8, but insists lowly herder was Islamic Jihad commander

Assad casts doubt on Epstein & Le Mesurier suicide narratives, compares to other CIA mystery deaths

Roger Stone found guilty, disproving 'Russian collusion' in verdict held up as proof of 'Russian collusion'

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Russiagate lives on in the minds of its devotees, who are already predicting (sans proof) a hefty helping of election meddling for 2020. Perhaps they're aware that with candidates like Biden and warmongering Warren, even four more years of the Bad Orange Man isn't enough to get people to the polls. Whenever you don't vote, Putin kills a walrus --#Resistance proverb

November 4: Biden shoots self while aiming at Trump; #Resistance hypocrisy; Facebook embraces boomerdom; class war for the rich

Biden jabs 'former president' Trump - and inadvertently slimes his hero Obama

**Comedian mocks Trump 'witch hunt' merch, but Comey/Mueller fangear goes unmentioned

Facebook rebrands in all caps, fiddling while Menlo Park burns

NYC pied-à-terre tax sets wealthy whining about 'class war on the rich'

November 5: Derpy diplomat rewrites reality; ABC covered for Epstein; smart homes for stupid people; Russiagate is a brainwashing cult 

Diplomat dodges possible perjury with revised testimony after transcripts 'refresh his memory'

ABC execs spiked Epstein story because they're all 'implicated' - & he definitely didn't kill himself

AI assistants can be hacked from afar with cheap mass-market lasers

**Russiagate is a cult & its brainwashed devotees have their sights on 2020

November 6: Syria pullout canceled; Zuckerberg gets taste of own medicine; gold diggers of 2019; climate change walrus suicide debunked

US pullout of Syria turns into 'reckless' neverending oil-squatting mission

CA gives Facebook a taste of its own privacy-decimating medicine: cough up Zuck's emails or else

Dozens killed & injured as mining convoy comes under ambush in Burkina Faso

**Walruses don't commit suicide 'because climate change.' What else are they lying about?

November 7: Taylor's 'telephone' testimony; NATO isn't braindead, just sleeping; suspected Epstein leaker fired; Gates reverts to type

Much-praised Taylor testimony reveals 'quid pro quo' was merely high-stakes game of telephone

Merkel & Stoltenberg defend senile NATO from meanie Macron's "braindead" jab

No conspiracy here: CBS fires suspected ABC Epstein leaker on tip from 'rival' network

Bill Gates busts 'good billionaire' myth by hinting he won't vote for wealth-grabbin' Warren

November 8: Piss-poor excuse for a culture ministry; fired Epstein leaker doth protest too much, while Veritas says keep looking

Senior French government official drugged women to watch them urinate in front of him - for 10 years

Accused Epstein leaker pleads innocence as Megyn Kelly stages comeback through interview

Project Veritas warns fire-happy TV networks they've got the wrong Epstein leaker

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