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Ziofascists go for broke as crazy no longer feels the need to wear a mask. Who knew "body count" was a qualification for elected office? Meanwhile, the dog is being thoroughly wagged in Venezuela with the latest patsy handed the keys to the kingdom while 81% of Venezuelans say..."who?"


January 21: Israeli bloodthirst & the dead live again, while US grabs for Meng

Ex-IDF head runs for PM on record of slaughtering Palestinian civilians

Fox prematurely kills off Ruth Bader Ginsburg

No 'Planet 9' on solar system's edge? 'Massive disc' makes more sense

US files to extradite Huawei CFO from Canada for sanctions violations


January 22: Trump invites Covington kids, Congress disinvites Reps, Pentagon controls spaceships with its mind

Covington kids face continued death threats, White House invite as truth comes out

Congress mulls evicting live-in Reps

Pentagon's 'UFO program' also investigated wormholes, mind control, invisibility


January 23: Netanyahu's paranoia makes Kim look like the Dalai Lama; worlds collide

Netanyahu blames media propaganda for corruption probe woes

Earth seeded with life-creating elements via planetary collision

Florida (where else?) gunman shoots 5 in hostage drama at bank

Kim praises Trump's persistence in courting N.Korea


January 24: Spreading disease, fraud, & regime change, with a dash of police state repression

US-born missionary contacts forbidden tribe: GPS the new smallpox blankets?

US recalls some Venezuela diplomats but insists embassy remains open amid regime change drama

Finally free after Kafkaesque imprisonment, Iranian journo has new understanding of gov't unaccountability

Half of all Failbook users fake, says jilted co-creator


January 25: Consider the dog wagged

Ron Paul decries US 'hypocrisy' in Venezuela: democracy at gunpoint no democracy at all

Pompeo doesn't even know his own puppet's name: Guaidó in it for short haul at best

Trump swears he's gonna build the damn wall if no agreement reached in 3 weeks

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Trump's latest fundraising campaign promises to mail fake bricks to lawmakers because Americans no longer know how to heave them through the window themselves. We are so neutered by the shrill shrieking frauds that surround us on a daily basis that half of us accept lessons on the proper way to express masculinity from Procter & Gamble. Revelations may come at the point of a blade, but a Gillette razor is a poor substitute for the guillotine. Revolution? With a national case of Stockholm Syndrome this bad, who needs a police state?


January 14: It's raining men - or spiders - & another kind of Storm

Gillette 'toxic masculinity' ad spurs backlash

Sky-spanning spiderweb the stuff of nightmares

Spotlight-starved Stormy sues scandal-plagued Ohio vice cops


January 15: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it, coke & hookers edition

Tappan Zee Bridge goes out with a bang

DEA agent laundered $7mn in drug money in agency's worst scandal yet

UN survey reveals one in three employees sexually harassed

PressTV journalist held for no declared reason in Kafkaesque detention


January 16: Fake government, fake terror, fake elections, & how not to DIY medicine

Pelosi threatens to cancel Trump's State of the Union address

FBI 'foil' white house explosive plot by guy who thought he could trade car for rockets

Texas man raked in cash with fake PACs for all 3 2016 candidates

Irish man injected self with semen for 18 months in bizarre home back pain cure


January 17: Advertising do's & don'ts; SPLC slander victims fight back

PETA turns entire world off veganism with phallic veggie perv ad

Aeromexico trolls xenophobic stereotypes with 'DNA discount' ad

Pornhub traffic spikes in DC: furloughed feds keeping busy

Immigration group files RICO suit against SPLC for 'hate' smear


January 18: A tunnel in time saves nine; foam brick campaign invigorates Trump faithful; fun with fetuses; the oracle speaks

Conveniently-timed border-wall tunnels cross record number of asylum-seekers

Trump fundraiser promises to mail (fake) bricks to Pelosi & Schumer

March for Life claims victory, mainstream censorship

Pemex pipelines explode, killing fuel thieves

Silent Mueller releases rare statement denying Buzzfeed collusion delusion

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Earth's magnetic pole is racing away from North America at five times the speed it moved 25 years ago. It doesn't take much to guess why.


January 7: To kill or be killed by pigs

Belgium bans ritual slaughter: triumph of state (& animals) over church or xenophobia?

Cop fired after shooting "aggressive" chihuahua on camera

Dinosaur-killing asteroid caused mile-high tsunami

Uber driver "possessed" by app pleads guilty to 6 murders


January 8: True love, or marriages of convenience, between man, machine, & vegetable

Forget flying cars, here's one that...walks?

How Americans learned to stop worrying & love Big Brother

Doorbell-licking man arrested for love that dare not speak its name

DNA warrant served on male staff at facility where comatose woman gave birth


January 9: Money is a weapon. Never forget it

Most Americans don't know when - or if - they'll pay down their debts

Yellow Vests planning bank run to collapse French financial system

Scientists pick up deep-space repeating radio bursts: knock knock, who's there?

Coast Guard to furloughed employees: have a garage sale! babysit! file for bankruptcy!


January 10: Breeding ourselves out of existence, but wouldn't you? Even the magnetic pole doesn't want anything to do with us

American birthrates at 30-year low, far below replacement rate

The Amazing Michael Cohen, dancing bear of the Resistance

Almost 300 cases of Norovirus send cruise ship back to port - to be filled with a new crop of victims

Cops in Canada can breathalyze you anywhere, even at home, under insane new law

Why is Earth's magnetic pole running away from us? 


January 11: Tulsi 2020 & the world's most punchable face

Twitter melts down over Tulsi Gabbard's 2020 candidacy

Attention whore whores for attention by proclaiming he'll be gay for a month

Girl wrecks car while attempting 'Bird Box challenge' on highway

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In 2000, doctors in Israel went on strike. The death rate dropped so precipitously that funeral directors complained. As the government shutdown continues & our lives remain noticeably unchanged, watch the rats scramble to right the ship lest we realize we do not in fact need them at all. As someone more powerful than i once said, sit back relax & enjoy the ride, or die trying:

January 1: Shooting ourselves in the foot, figuratively & literally; roadkill on the information superhighway

Americans ring in the new year by accidentally shooting selves, others

"Let's make a deal?" Trump offers olive branch in shutdown talks

Hackers threaten to expose 9/11 truth

Gentlemen, start your engines - and grills: Oregon legalizes eating roadkill

Bill Gates hunting for new nuke partner as new regs rule out China

January 2: See no evil (in Afghanistan, the Capitol, or your own chromosomes)

Trump looks to end public reports from military watchdog after SIGAR gives him F for Fraud

McConnell vows Senate won't even read House bill without wall funding

Never mind the crumbling subway system & skyrocketing homelessness, NYC adds third gender to legal docs

China lands probe on unexplored "dark side" of moon

Netflix warns users not to hurt themselves imitating Bird Box - after starting viral trend themselves

January 3: House plays pretend; the Right hates dancing; antiwar senator rumored for Pentagon post; i can has cheezburger?

House Democrats scramble to be first with impeachment resolution

House Democrats pass bills to end shutdown sans wall, despite inevitable Trump veto

Too good to be true? Antiwar ex-senator Webb rumored to replace Mattis as Defense Secretary

Man promised free food for life sues Burger King: most American story ever?

Leaked college vid of Ocasio-Cortez dancing backfires, inspiring collective "awwww"

January 4: Not-so-immaculate conception; AOC not crying over spilt ink; Escape Room turns deathtrap; more time for Mueller; Ellen's audience does not forgive

Woman braindead for 14 years gives birth unexpectedly

Ocasio-Cortez gets more ink before starting work than most in Congress do in whole career

Escape Room in Poland becomes reality in horrific fire tragedy

Mueller milks Russiagate grand jury for another 6 months

Ellen calls for fans to forgive Kevin Hart for ancient anti-gay tweets; fans rip her head off

January 5: Child porn ringleader gets what he deserves; TMI from JK Rowling; TSA on grope-strike - will Drake step in? 

Child-porn ring leader serving 40 years for victimizing 100+ girls murdered in prison

Chamber pot of secrets: JK Rowling gives fans TMI about wizards' bowel habits

TSA calling in sick en masse to protest forced labor during shutdown - air travelers rejoice

Drake unpersoned after video of underage fan-fondling resurfaces

Trump admits 'no headway' in shutdown meeting

Ikea accidentally screens porn in Hong Kong store

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Last batch of stories of 2018 - let's just say it hasn't been humanity's proudest moment. Happy new year, everyone. Let's try not to pull this shit again, shall we?


December 26: Dead bodies & where they're buried; US lackeys get their just deserts in Venezuela & China

Family arrested as backyard bodies confirmed to be missing kids

Venezuela sentences 'Operation Jericho' coup plotters allied with US

Meng's revenge: China hints at death penalty for Canadian drug smuggler

India strikes back at Amazon & Walmart with e-commerce regulations


December 27: Who munched my Munch? We all live in a pedo submarine; Fukushima 3 face 5-year sentences

Munch Museum finds out 47+ paintings missing from collection that hung in student dorm

Elon Musk to British diver: "Not a pedo? Sue me!" Diver: "OK!" Musk: "LOL J/K"

TEPCO execs face 5-year sentences over Fukushima meltdown


December 28: Army unit: at sleaze! Cop killer was illegal alien with criminal record; foul-mouthed muppets; legionnaire caught with bombs

US troops at Grafenwoehr finally allowed to have sex after nine-day ban

CA cop-killer was illegal alien with multiple DUIs & other arrests

Say it ain't so: Beloved muppet drops f-bomb, or does he?

French cop arrested with bag of military-grade explosives

7.0 quake hits Mindanao, Philippines


December 30: Saudis fuel Yemen conflict with Sudanese child 'firewood'; identity politics eats itself; Facebook blamed for migrant crisis; vape store meltdown

Saudi-led coalition recruiting child soldiers in Sudan for Yemen cannon fodder

Northern CA Women's March cancels as organizers fear it'll be "too white"

Migrant group blames social media for spike in UK channel crossings; charities chortle

Vape store psycho screeches self silly at Trump-shirted customer

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