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2020 is shaping up to be a dumpster fire of epic proportions - in just 4 days, we have entered World War III at the hands of either criminal blundering or Oscar-level acting. Netanyahu, of course, needs a war to keep him out of jail, while Trump has been told a war will get the Democrats off his back - as if they aren't already doing a good enough job sabotaging their own impeachment trial and Trump needs help putting them in their place. No one wants a war, of course - Soleimani's murder came gift-wrapped in lies, and no less than Pence the Dense is now pinning everything up to and including 9/11 (!) on the dead bogeyman - but even if Iran does not take the bait and strike back, Israel will happily play Iran's role in the false flag drama to come.
December 23: Bushfire catfight; Russophobia is no laughing matter; Giuliani un-Jews Soros 
Morrison slaps down Greta Thunberg's criticism of his (mis)handling of Australian bushfire crisis
Dodging predictable antisemitism label, Giuliani insists he's more Jewish than George Soros
December 27: Smoke pot, get away with murder; predictable rockets; don't bribe the Taliban
License to kill Jews? Chief rabbi slams France for exonerating pot-smoking killer
Rocket attack on coalition base kills 1 US contractor, injures several in Kirkuk
December 30: Biden's foot-in-mouth flareup; good guy with gun slays narrative; Little Women big problems
December 31: Green Zone reinforced; Kim wants attitude adjustment; Pentagon asking for Black Mirror drone-swarm nightmare
Pentagon sends reinforcements to Iraq after Green Zone siege
January 1: The old Palestinian laborer trick again; Kurz & Greens triumphant; US intel can't predict the nose in front of its face
Israeli settler youths arrested for attacking police disguised as Palestinian laborers
Sebastian Kurz set to return to power as deal with Austria's Greens announced
January 2: Reheated Iraq War leftovers; gone & long since forgotten; so i herd u liek war criminalz; 'civic sparring' joins euphemism pantheon
Esper warns Iran that even a rumor of 'provocations' to come will trigger preemptive strike
'Only Latino candidate' Castro exits still-crowded 2020 Democratic field. "Who?"
Queen's University, Belfast names Hillary Clinton chancellor...alas, she's not moving there
January 3: Cremated creatures mourned; don't panic, but we're all gonna die; dude where's my Koran; revenge porn'd's revenge; killer robots just want to help
**Pentagon will unveil killer robots as a way to save American lives during war. Don't fall for it
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It's becoming increasingly difficult to tell where politics ends & religion begins - & where satire ends & social movement begins. But when your cult is based on a doctrine rejected from politics for not meeting even the lowest factual standards, or your social movement is born out of a satire in which you didn't realize you were the joke, it might be time to find something else to do with your life. But hey, this is 'murica, land of opportunity: just don't try to take any, it's all been reserved for people with more money than you.
December 16: Pop goes the hateblimp; the next big thing in Fear
Whoopi Goldberg tells Meghan McCain to shut up, embodying the will of all Americans
Man arrested after 4-hour shootout-standoff with Columbus cops
December 17: Don't say the g-word; actors do politics; mad Maxine defends doctrine; Mormons' apocalypse stash exposed
Trump admin won't budge on Armenian genocide terminology despite unified Congress
**Greta Thunberg biopic shows the cameras have been rolling from day one of her climate strike
Maxine Waters admits the facts aren't on her side, but clings to Russiagate doctrine anyway
Mormon Church hoarding $100bn against Second Coming, says IRS whistleblower
December 18: Demons 4 Kidz; Manafort spared double jeopardy; Hariri bounces; Pelosi panders with purple-prosed Pledge
Exorcists on the warpath about 'demon summoning for kids' book
NY judge dismisses state charges against Manafort, citing double jeopardy
Hariri backs out of Lebanese PM election as protests threaten to derail talks
Pelosi opens impeachment debate with pandering pantomime of patriotism
3 stabbed, 1 killed at at Beaverton Wells Fargo
December 19: Rowling treads on trans toes; Alexa wants a seat at the Christmas table; Pelosi stalls as impeachment not so peachy
JK Rowling eviscerated by fans after sticking up for woman fired over biological view of sex
Pelosi's foot-dragging handing impeachment to Senate enrages Republicans eager to spike the case
December 20: Trump typos titillate; taking offense keeps 'muricans feeling virtuous; Trump & Pelosi play nice over SOTU
**PC thought police would rather feed the trolls than admit their own racism
Trump & Pelosi make nice over SOTU as supporters cheer for inevitable backstab
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the desert...it's Weapons of Mass Destruction Part II: Son of Weapons of Mass Destruction! Brought to you by Cheney Studios, a division of You've Been NeoConned, itself a subsidiary of ZioFascism Inc. Now with more carnage, in case you forgot God Is A Real Estate Agent.
December 9: Epstein didn't kill himself, and Crossfire Hurricane was flagrantly illegal
'Epstien didn't kill himself' performance artist one-ups banana eater at Art Basel Miami
IG report reveals Russiagate probe was fraudulent from the start - and Brennan lied about it
December 10: Religion as politics; we have always been losing the war in Afghanistan; Saudi flyers grounded
**'Caged nativity' is the perfect Christmas display for a politics that tolerates no heresy
**Cheney warns War on Terror must continue as even WaPo admits it's been a losing battle all along
Saudi aviation students grounded after Pensacola shooting
December 11: Your genes are not your own; Black Hebrew Israelites strike again; actor vs anchor in battle of the loathsome, UK edition
GEDMatch bought by forensic DNA company, feeding 60% of white Americans' genes to FBI
Jersey City shooters linked to Black Hebrew Israelites
UK election jitters stoke ongoing feud between Piers Morgan and Hugh Grant
December 12: Jersey City shooting blame game: terrorism? white supremacy? The Jews™?
Jersey City shooting being investigated as act of terrorism against Jews...and cops
Jersey City shooting blamed on white supremacy, even though alleged shooters were black
December 13: Bye-bye tariffs; Kurdistan ain't so Great after all; Bernie endorses & un-endorses Young Turk
US to remove China tariffs 'phase by phase' as China cancels US tax hikes
**Greater Kurdistan? What Greater Kurdistan? Esper dashes Kurds' hopes of state in Syria
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The internet is in peril, declares Tim Berners-Lee, the man who created the World Wide Web. Yet he has sold his soul to Google, Facebook, & the Wikimedia Foundation of all people to cook up this supposedly voluntary 'contract' to build a better internet, 'voluntary' in quotes because it quite openly admits it wants those who do not sign to be ostracized. Is it any coincidence that all three of the aforementioned companies have already violated multiple precepts of the Contract for the Web? Well, what's the use of being on the steering committee for such a project if you're not exempted from following any of the rules?
November 25: Germany highlights Huawei hypocrisy; Trump in the garden of Good & Evil; no future for the internet
Germany reminds Huawei-hating US that NSA spying reveal didn't trigger a boycott of American tech
Google and Facebook back new "Contract for the Web," take out contract on the web
November 26: Heretic Tucker; Palestine threatens to ditch appeasement; NSO vs Facebook: dueling scumbags; border bombing
Tucker Carlson talks Douma hoax on air & roots for Russia over Ukraine. Burn him at the stake!
Palestine's patience rapidly evaporating after US 'recognized' illegal Israeli West Bank settlements
Car bomb near Syrian border pinned on US-backed Kurds
November 27: Boeing's misfortunes continue; political prejudice wildly popular; Trump as "Rocky" triggers Twitter; US' endless wars are shamelessly derivative Hollywood sequels
Boeing covered up extent of damage in failed 777x stress test explosion
Political discrimination remains socially acceptable & leads to massive organizational groupthink
Trump as Rocky Balboa tweet spurs speculation & triggers #Resistance
**Faux narrative, real deaths: US war stories are second-rate Hollywood sequel farming
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The US has gone full Orwell (again) - settler-colonialism, the most violent occupation of the 21st century, has been given the green light by the Trump administration. It's an empty yet craven gesture, Trump reaching out of the surprisingly persistent quicksand his enemies have somehow crafted out of the meganothingburger of Ukrainegate - but Bibi has 99 problems of his own, & a bitch ain't one. We can celebrate his indictment, but be aware there are many just as bad lined up behind him. This is why Israel will never have a sane leader.
November 18: Trump joins the 'peach party; people of Walmart; Bolivia goes full Condor; fun with violent occupation
Trump hints he'll testify (in writing) in impeachment hearing
Walmart parking lot shooter kills 2, self in apparent domestic dispute
Pompeo says screw the Geneva Convention, West Bank settlements are a-OK with Trump
November 19: Sweden bows out of Assange persecution; Epstein didn't kill himself; Big Tech plays innocent
Sweden drops Assange rape investigation, having done its job of securing his imprisonment
Finally, an arrest in the Epstein death! It's...the prison guards who ignored his "suicide"
Louisiana senator asks how is Epstein like Christmas ornaments and drywall?
Big Tech downplays monopoly status in response to House antitrust probe
November 20: Democrats embrace authoritarianism; Sondland's impeachment circus; NYTimes imperils journalists
Democrats unanimously vote to renew PATRIOT Act after shoehorning it into financing bill
Sondland refuses to cough up quid pro quo, but confirms Zelensky "loves Trump's ass"
November 21: Reds under the bed; Bibi goes byebye; airborne mishap; Fredo calls his mom; angry mob takes Berkeley; journalistic integrity DOA
Israeli AG indicts Netanyahu on 3 corruption cases at last
Netanyahu lashes out at "attempted coup" run by "foreign interests"
Two airmen die in USAF training mission gone wrong
CNN's Cuomo phones Mom to prove Trump wrong. It backfires
Over 1000 antifa-like protesters swarm Ann Coulter speech at UC Berkeley
**Journalists have lost their moral compass as ethics swapped for speed & ideology
November 22: Trump hedges Hong Kong bets; big bad Wolfowitz dispenses advice; Bolivia's long tentacle of the law; you got pwned
**Iraq war's "godfather" warns Trump spurning Kurds will bite him in the ass, next war
You've been very, very pwned: 1.2 billion profiles discovered on unencrypted Google Cloud server
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