My headlines from this week, as the nation is slowly engulfed by crazy. Next week: firing squads?

Oct 22: Monsanto verdict stands; Brooklyn cops vent sexual frustration; Mexico City explodes; 'the Mooch' clings to relevance; 'Bloody Gina' back from Turkey, where escaped convict goes on totally unrelated rampage; Canadian elections dull in comparison

MonSatan must pay, affirms court

Brooklyn precinct's sexual frustration erupts in mouthful of panties 

Mexico was blowing up before it was cool

Sad hedge fund man tries to dance his way back into our hearts

'Bloody Gina' Haspel off to Istanbul for knowledge-sharing w/Saudi thugs

Istanbul con goes on butcher shop stabbing rampage

Toronto elections now 100% less psychotic than southern neighbors


Oct 23: Godwin's Law eats itself; terrorists <3 food stamps; Trump blames CA for wildfires; Ecuador forgets what 'asylum' means; half of Yemenis poised to starve

Former Bush aide takes Trump vs Hitler to next level

Food stamp fraud funds terrorism -report

Trump blames CA for wildfires & drought, threatens to withhold aid

Ecuador declines to protect Assange from extradition, forgets what 'asylum' means

New UN stats show half of Yemen on brink of famine


Oct 24: NYTimes publishes Trump snuff porn; Argentina prepares to relive 2001 crisis; Waters gets double-bombed; FL kids plot murder; new video of Trump hotel shooter; Israel shoots up Gaza, again

NYTimes publishes Trump snuff porn & bad spyfic while bleating about civility

Argentina protests austerity cuts from largest-ever IMF bailout; replay of 2001 looms

Maxine Waters receives 2nd dud mailbomb, 'ain't scared'

Florida tweens planned to murder & eat classmates to spend eternity with Satan

Video emerges of Trump hotel shooter ahead of trial

IDF hits 8 sites in Gaza after rocket attack


Oct 25: #metoo-gle; Rachel Dolezal's revenge; glyphosate is everywhere; Japan resettles radiation refugees; more suspicious packages in NYC and FL; Haspel briefs Trump on hack(ed) journalist

#metoo-gle: Google gets taste of own medicine with harassment exposé

Transracial shoe on other foot, thanks to Dr. Phil

Glyphosate: it's everywhere you want to be

Japan redefines "safe" radiation to send Fukushima residents home

FL courthouse evacuated for suspicious packages

CNN building evacuated again, this time over kids' toys

Haspel briefs Trump on Khashoggi death tape


Oct 26: NBC hid discrediting info on Kavanaugh witness; HBO hires sex coach; personal responsibility no longer a thing

NBC sat on discrediting info about Kavanaugh accuser

HBO hires stunt coordinator for sex scenes

Media blames for synagogue shooting