as the War Party seizes the House of Representatives back from the War Party, a moment of silence to remember, We Have Always Been at war with EastAsia. Last week's headlines:
Oct 29: the "Trump defense" makes Twinkie look legit; classiest tent cities ever; MAGAbomber had 100+ on naughty list; move along, nothing to see here
Terror suspect's lawyer blames 'china shop bull' Trump, fake news
Trump to build 'nice tent cities' for asylum-seekers
'Hit list' with 100+ names found in MAGAbomber suspect's van
Classes continue after NC school shooting
Oct 30: Kanye West exits Blexit; Trump visits Pittsburgh against its will; bitcoin will kill us all - or will that volcano?
Kanye West out as Trump-whisperer
Trump visits Pittsburgh without its consent
Crypto-mining threatens environment
Volcano warnings mean as little as terror warnings
Oct 31: Hackers target your brain; Facebook's 'transparency' is a joke; Pentagon manual yanked; Soros gonna Soros
Brain implants: the next frontier in cybersecurity
Facebook's "political transparency" tool fails to catch 100% of fakes
Pentagon pulls bizarre racist Saudi Arabian training manual
Soros paying migrants? Bears shitting in woods? You tell me, says Trump
Nov 1: 'Axis of evil' redux; deflower a robot hooker; 'the Purge' hits Paris; out-Nikki-ing Haley
Bolton shares regime-change to-do list: 'Troika of terror'
Take a sex robot's virginity for just $10K
Life imitates art: Halloween 'Purge' riots outside Paris
Fox News presenter in line to replace Haley as UN ambassador
Nov 2: Migrants get litigious; FDA approves super-fentanyl; Oumuamua=extraterrestrial litter?; Twitter says 'kill all Jews'
Migrants go native, file lawsuits
FDA approves opiate 10x stronger than fentanyl over protests
Mysterious space object may have been alien 'lightsail'
Twitter: actually, we didn't mean for you to 'kill all Jews'