...in which George Orwell, Philip K. Dick, & Aldous Huxley all rise from the dead to shout - in unison, in protest - "It wasn't an instruction manual!" - as their books are moved to the nonfiction section.

Just kidding! there are no "bookstores" anymore, thanks to Wealthy Mr. Worm.

Without further ado, my coverage of last week... (The animation at right is produced by GE - to what purpose?) 


Nov 26: Prosecutorial (& porcine) incompetence - and we want to let these guys 'predictively police'?

Alabama cops blame innocent man they killed on Thanksgiving for his murder

Prosecutors want "Schrodinger's indictment" to stay sealed, especially because it doesn't exist

"Precrime" algorithm coming soon to UK streets just wants to help

Trump claims resemblance to Elvis; Twitter melts down


Nov 27: Google lies to its users, religion flexes its muscles, Bolton dishes it out but can't take it

EU consumer groups condemn Google for deceptive tracking

Dutch church holds marathon month-long service to prevent refugee deportation

Religious persecution? There's an app for that!

Bolton defends hypocritical squeamishness over Khashoggi torture tape


Nov 28: True romance with an F-16, Facebook hates black people, just shoot me already

National Guard commander forced to resign after borrowing company F-16 to visit lover

Silicon Valley race-whisperer finds racism at Facebook, "more Black Lives Matter posters than black people"

Michigan college looks to hockey pucks for protection from active shooters


Nov 29: Privileged parasites infesting America, oh & there's an invasive tick species on the loose; prisoners & pilots both love cock

Laura Loomer chains self to Twitter HQ to make free speech movement look crazy, can't even get arrested by NYPD

Invasive ticks carrying hemorrhagic fevers take US by storm

USAF fires 69th commander for penis doodles

Iowa prisoners sue to keep access to porn


Nov 30: Four year data breach catches Marriott with pants down, Starbucks says pull them back up; Googlers hate the Right; brain implants found to treat depression

Marriott exposed 500 million customers' passport numbers, other data for 4 years - oops

Porn sites stick it to Starbucks after official cockblock

Google mulled delisting conservative media to fight 'fake news'

Convenient new study finds deliciously hackable brain implant treats depression