Depending on whose altar you worship at, last week's shitshow at the Capitol was either a warm fuzzy coalition of democracy-defenders making a last stand against the corrupt megaswamp, a pack of domestic terrorists frothing at the mouth with white supremacy, or the conclusion of Act I of a poorly-written but shockingly well-funded play put on as a distraction from all the fun police-stating to be had while welcoming in the Fourth Industrial Revolution. The spectacle bristled with so many red flags you could barely see the 'Don't Tread on Me's: no cops, guards actually opening doors for the masses to "break in" to the Capitol, the sound of millions of pearls being clutched until their owners' knuckles turn white, and demands for the big bad Orange Man to leave at once lest he wreak unspeakable havoc in, uh, 2 weeks...
December 28: EU vax rollout or slow-motion trainwreck? She of many passports stays locked up
December 29: Buzzfeed's CIA feeding frenzy; Snitch-o-Rama terrified by potential fun; can haz term limits plz?
December 30: Snitch Nation cackles & crackles; Pelosi & WaPo embrace pot/kettle dichotomy
December 31: Calling all false flags; Twitter hates science
January 1: 2021 will one-up 2020; take your carrier & shove it; #MeToo for me but not for thee; diversity or die