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...in which George Orwell, Philip K. Dick, & Aldous Huxley all rise from the dead to shout - in unison, in protest - "It wasn't an instruction manual!" - as their books are moved to the nonfiction section.

Just kidding! there are no "bookstores" anymore, thanks to Wealthy Mr. Worm.

Without further ado, my coverage of last week... (The animation at right is produced by GE - to what purpose?) 


Nov 26: Prosecutorial (& porcine) incompetence - and we want to let these guys 'predictively police'?

Alabama cops blame innocent man they killed on Thanksgiving for his murder

Prosecutors want "Schrodinger's indictment" to stay sealed, especially because it doesn't exist

"Precrime" algorithm coming soon to UK streets just wants to help

Trump claims resemblance to Elvis; Twitter melts down


Nov 27: Google lies to its users, religion flexes its muscles, Bolton dishes it out but can't take it

EU consumer groups condemn Google for deceptive tracking

Dutch church holds marathon month-long service to prevent refugee deportation

Religious persecution? There's an app for that!

Bolton defends hypocritical squeamishness over Khashoggi torture tape


Nov 28: True romance with an F-16, Facebook hates black people, just shoot me already

National Guard commander forced to resign after borrowing company F-16 to visit lover

Silicon Valley race-whisperer finds racism at Facebook, "more Black Lives Matter posters than black people"

Michigan college looks to hockey pucks for protection from active shooters


Nov 29: Privileged parasites infesting America, oh & there's an invasive tick species on the loose; prisoners & pilots both love cock

Laura Loomer chains self to Twitter HQ to make free speech movement look crazy, can't even get arrested by NYPD

Invasive ticks carrying hemorrhagic fevers take US by storm

USAF fires 69th commander for penis doodles

Iowa prisoners sue to keep access to porn


Nov 30: Four year data breach catches Marriott with pants down, Starbucks says pull them back up; Googlers hate the Right; brain implants found to treat depression

Marriott exposed 500 million customers' passport numbers, other data for 4 years - oops

Porn sites stick it to Starbucks after official cockblock

Google mulled delisting conservative media to fight 'fake news'

Convenient new study finds deliciously hackable brain implant treats depression


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Last week's highlights from the ongoing atrocity exhibition that is our reality...fire, fear, & failure, what more could you possibly want, besides a way off this planet


Nov 12: Debating Frankfurt School fallout

Illinois prison system mandates transgender training

Christian persecution complex may be real


Nov 13: CIA claims morals, igniting California with "pants on fire" effect, but there's no accounting for taste

CIA torture docs reveal truth serum, ethical delusions

Woolsey fire sparks fears of airborne toxins

EU finds something it can't copyright


Nov 14: Murders? What murders? Americans flee north to avoid getting stuck with terror tab

Report finds native female deaths memory-holed

Record number of Americans seek asylum in Canada

War on Terror prolonged indefinitely to avoid paying $6 trillion tab


Nov 15: How not to die, in NY and CA; Big Brother thinks you look awfully nice today

College teaches course in surviving mass shootings

Missing, dead continue to climb as Camp Fire rages on

Facial recognition is here, here's how they'll make you love it


Nov 16: Ivy League predation; utility companies run by sociopaths

Dartmouth sued for enabling predatory profs for 15 years

Paradise lost- more missing, dead in Camp Fire

Water utilities cover up widespread atrazine contamination


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 This week's headlines, "satire is obsolete" edition.


Nov 5: Willie Horton's revenge, bots laugh last, Farrakhan does Tehran, shittiest flight ever

TV & Facebook drop Willie Horton redux ad

Hillarybots more effective than Trumpbots, study finds

Farrakhan presses American buttons in Iran

And you thought YOUR flight was shitty...

Gymnastics org declared professionally incompetent


Nov 6: Voting is hard, pot calls kettle black, Gillum concedes (but not for long), blue wave flops, Girl Scouts: "no boys allowed" 

Polling places freeze when faced with the unexpected: voters

CNN to Hannity: where's your integrity? (Not an Onion story)

Gillum concedes in Florida race [not for long, as it turns out...]

Blue wave fails to materialize

Girl Scouts to Boys: stop poaching our customers


Nov 7: Robot surgeon kills patient, Acosta meltdown, Trump auto-backpattery, space tumbleweeds

Robot surgery goes horribly wrong

Acosta learns actions have consequences

Trump takes (undeserved) credit for oil price drop

Trump takes (deserved) credit for Flake's flake

Trump blames Obama for Crimean referendum

Moon has company: astronomers photograph dust clouds


Nov 8: Iranians should eat Pompeo, Antifa apologist hides under bed, Trump says GTFO, wildfire spreads like...

Pompeo says he knows what's best for Iranians: starving

Vox.com creep defends Antifa vs. Carlson, deletes Twitter when called out

Trump tightens border controls: no asylum for you

California wildfire engulfs towns, forces evacuations


Nov 9: Panopticon coming soon, Bermuda triangle of votes, Amazon snitches, Saudis save face

DEA & ICE hiding surveillance cameras in streetlights

Bermuda triangle of votes strikes again: Florida recount on horizon

'Alexa, who's the killer?' Echo to testify in murder trial

Saudis end US refueling in Yemen to avoid embarrassing protests

Ashton Kutcher proves gun laws don't work


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as the War Party seizes the House of Representatives back from the War Party, a moment of silence to remember, We Have Always Been at war with EastAsia. Last week's headlines:

Oct 29: the "Trump defense" makes Twinkie look legit; classiest tent cities ever; MAGAbomber had 100+ on naughty list; move along, nothing to see here

Terror suspect's lawyer blames 'china shop bull' Trump, fake news

Trump to build 'nice tent cities' for asylum-seekers

'Hit list' with 100+ names found in MAGAbomber suspect's van

Classes continue after NC school shooting


Oct 30: Kanye West exits Blexit; Trump visits Pittsburgh against its will; bitcoin will kill us all - or will that volcano?

Kanye West out as Trump-whisperer

Trump visits Pittsburgh without its consent

Crypto-mining threatens environment

Volcano warnings mean as little as terror warnings


Oct 31: Hackers target your brain; Facebook's 'transparency' is a joke; Pentagon manual yanked; Soros gonna Soros

Brain implants: the next frontier in cybersecurity

Facebook's "political transparency" tool fails to catch 100% of fakes

Pentagon pulls bizarre racist Saudi Arabian training manual

Soros paying migrants? Bears shitting in woods? You tell me, says Trump


Nov 1: 'Axis of evil' redux; deflower a robot hooker; 'the Purge' hits Paris; out-Nikki-ing Haley

Bolton shares regime-change to-do list: 'Troika of terror'

Take a sex robot's virginity for just $10K

Life imitates art: Halloween 'Purge' riots outside Paris

Fox News presenter in line to replace Haley as UN ambassador


Nov 2: Migrants get litigious; FDA approves super-fentanyl; Oumuamua=extraterrestrial litter?; Twitter says 'kill all Jews'

Migrants go native, file lawsuits

FDA approves opiate 10x stronger than fentanyl over protests

Mysterious space object may have been alien 'lightsail'

Twitter: actually, we didn't mean for you to 'kill all Jews'

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