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The US is doubling down on the failed Venezuelan regime change operation, throwing diplomatic temper tantrums & causing blackouts straight out of the Gene Sharp playbook, while Cheney has slithered out of the grave to weigh in on how we aren't starting nearly enough wars & not one but two flaming shills have entered a presidential race already overflowing with flaming shills. Meanwhile, Twitter has committed itself to literally filing off the rough edges of its user interface, the better to force the lies down your throat, & we're being told that air pollution is racist in the latest bid to paper over the economic inequality at the heart of this country's domestic problems. Look on my works, ye mighty, & despair...

March 11: Venezuelan regime change ops boil over; Pelosi throws shade & misses

Maduro claims 2 saboteurs caught 'in flagrante' interfering with Guri dam

US withdraws remaining diplomats from Venezuela

Pelosi: impeachment is 'divisive,' & Trump's not worth it (though she can't stop thinking about him)

March 12: Air pollution is racist! CNN sued, Biden boo'ed, Cheney ewww'd

Study decries air pollution 'race gap,' conveniently elides role of economic inequality*

Covington kid sues CNN for $275mil - NYTimes next?

'Pedo Joe' Biden teases candidacy no one wants

Cheney to Pence: start more wars, or the world won't respect us*

Bolsonaro's links to activist's murderers are 'coincidences,' police wink

March 13: Pentagon's trigger finger itches as Senate issues Yemen wrist-slap; beta Beto bores; Facebook booked?

Pentagon can't wait to test banned weapons with INF treaty's corpse still warm

Senate passes resolution to stop facilitating Saudis' genocide in Yemen

Chinless wonder Beto slumps into race, with a pricey photoshoot & no principles*

Facebook under grand jury scrutiny for secretive data partnerships

Johnson & Johnson pays out $29.4mil in asbestos-talc cancer case

March 14: Twitter literally files off rough edges; US continues Venezuela meltdown; NZ thrown to "identitarian" wolves

Twitter rounds corners, strengthens speech codes to promote 'healthy conversation,' squelch dissent*

Pro-Guaido diplomats storm out as Venezuelan FM speaks to UN

49 dead, 4 arrested in NZ mosque shootings (what happened to the other 3 perps, establishment media? inquiring minds etc)

Would-be Maduro 'drone assassin' interviewed by CNN

March 15: Beto 'bombshell' grabs at authenticity; smirking sociopathic pig 'cares'; Drag Queen (Pedo) Storytime

Team Beto pumps up flagging interest with anodyne 'hacker past'

Pompeo says Yemen resolution shows Senate doesn't care about Yemen like the Saudis do

Drag Queen Storytime participant was convicted sex offender...who'd'a thunk??

Disney rehires James Gunn after less than a year in the naughty corner over pedo tweets


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It's finally considered news that the Department of Homeland Security is compiling dossiers on journalists - now that some of those journalists are involved in covering migrant caravans. Apparently, some journalists are more equal than others, & those who take care to feed the narrative are protected by their establishment brethren. Imagine my shock - but you don't need to imagine, because i finally got to sign my name to it...*


March 4: Racism or criminal stupidity? Foreign policy: ur doin it wrong

South African party leader wants whites to serve blacks...but sure, he means well

High schoolers trading racial slurs & extermination chat shocked when clip goes viral

Trump expands embargo on Cuba, cutting off country's nose to spite face


March 5: NSA plays possum, but Clapper keeps on lion; redefining 'victory'; another Black Mirror episode come to life

NSA claims to curtail Stellar Wind metadata collection

Clapper on lying to Congress: "I'm not a perjurer, I'm just stupid"

Rand Paul proposes end to Afghan war, redefining "victory"


MIT builds backflipping, indestructible 'cheetah' robot, dooming humanity


March 6: The military does to its own what it does to the rest of the world; fetuses are people too; Trumper tantrum part 994

Military sex assault victim says reporting as bad as assault itself

Alabama man sues abortion clinic on behalf of aborted fetus

Trump vows to deprive media of his presence during 2020 debates over Fox snub

Tim Cook's "learn to code" elicits howls of hypocrisy on Twitter


March 7: Pearl-clutching over migrants, antisemitism, and - better late than never, i suppose - spying on journalists

California court rules counting citizens for census unconstitutional

Democrats pass watered-down anti-"hate" resolution, angering ziofascists

Homeland Security spying on journalists - AGAIN*

Teacher wins prize by reading contract, proving no one reads contracts


March 8: Hate to say 'i told you so'; climate change weaponizes fear; legislative virtue-signaling

Jussie Smollett whacked with the felony stick - 16 times

Climate change weaponizes fear & guilt, says Greenpeace founder

House Dems pass "anti-corruption" bill sure to be shot down & allow them to continue corruption

Angry hipster demands journal stop using his pic to illustrate hipster study...except it isn't him

Ilhan Omar claims she's an Obama fan after much-needed shit-talking of America's favorite butcher


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Surprise! 'murican my-way-or-the-highway "diplomacy" failed to assuage Kim Jong-un's fears of ending up like Muammar Gaddafi - disarmed with promises of sanctions relief, then anally raped with a bayonet. Trump's desire for a Nobel prize does not outweigh his desire to serve his neocon ziofascist masters. The most unforgivable thing an American leader can do is to end a war - that's why we're in 134 of them. Clearly, the solution is to censor all information about it before someone gets upset!


February 25: Facebook censors converted, traumatized; hate crime hoaxers get crispy; Haley's thoughtless think tank

Facebook's 3rd-party censors believe what they're paid to squash - or get PTSD

LGBT activist torched own house to fan flames of controversy

Nikki Haley takes the "think" out of "think tank" with new jingoistic policy group


February 26: House Dems want to save the world without offending AIPAC; IBM & Marines step in race trap

House Dems implore Trump to end Korean War for real

House Dems say no to Trump's border emergency

Senate Republicans block attempt to stop funding Saudis' Houthi genocide 

IBM wants to know if job applicants are 'colored' or 'mulatto'

Marine under investigation for 'Nazi'-sympathetic tweets


February 27: Cautious optimism in Hanoi, shameless media-whoring & fearmongering at home

Kim willing to consider denuclearization, diplomatic relations after Hanoi talks

Senate committee claims China indoctrinating Americans in schools & won't let State Dept reciprocate

Cohen warns Trump won't leave peacefully if defeated in 2020

Maffick Media returns to Failbook saddled with Orwellian 'warning'

Turkey holds largest-ever military drill on land, air, sea


February 28: UK in fascist internet power grab; survivors want genocide-promoting Abrams off genocide-prevention committee

UK wants to criminally charge CEOs who don't censor 'hate speech' & 'disinfo' quick enough

Survivors want genocide-promoting Elliott Abrams off 'genocide prevention committee'

California refused thousands of ICE requests to detain & deport criminal aliens

Lindsey Graham tries to sabotage Hanoi conference with Kim dis

Worst sequel ever? State Dept offers $1mil for info on bin Laden's son


March 1: Bad jokes, just desserts, & a heaping helping of hypocrisy

Racial dancing bear Trevor Noah thinks war between India & Pakistan is funny

WaPo updates Covington story...2 months & a lawsuit later

Black woman who beat Mexican grandpa with a brick gets 15 years

German city repossesses family dog to cover unpaid debts

Kamala "#metoo" Harris' office paid out $1.1mil in sex harassment settlements while CA AG

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Every time you fake a hate crime, someone in Indonesia finds a giant bee. So please, for the love of all things good and true in the world, stop faking hate crimes. It's unseemly. Also on the list of things to stop: faking popular uprisings to grab the oil of resource-rich nations (hi, Venezuela!), deceptively editing viral videos (even when the "victim" is someone who deserves it, like Diane Feinstein), collecting innocent people's DNA just in case they become enemies of the state, spending billions of dollars to put space-age lipstick on a corrupt & murderous pig.


February 18: The emperor has no clothes, but that won't stop him from trying to run your country

ACLU, SPLC & migrants' rights groups sue Trump over border 'emergency'

Trump warns Venezuelan military they're 'risking their lives' by not swearing fealty to his puppet

Grand Canyon exposed visitors to dangerous radiation levels, whistleblower says


February 19: Proof of Trump's collusion...with the Saudis; WaPo sued, Branson booed, & Arizona screwed

Trump admin conspired with Saudis to disseminate nuclear tech - collusion at last?

Covington kid sues WaPo for $250mn in defamation case

Roger Waters slams Richard Branson for virtue-signaling pro-regime-change Venezuela concert

Arizona rep proposes statewide DNA database - coming soon to the national stage

Space Force is go: Trump signs legislation to expand world's most bloated military


February 20: Fake CIA agent, fake hate crime, fake US citizen, real kiddie porn ring; can't we all just get along?

National Guardsman fakes CIA identity to impress girl

Jussie Smollett indicted for faking own MAGAlynching

Trump says no to homesick ISIS bride

Advertisers jump ship as YouTube pedo ring exposed

Ron Paul begs for cooler heads to prevail as Russia despairs of US' 'locked door' to peace


February 21: Super brains, super bees, justice un-served

Chinese gene-edited babies may have mental superpowers, trigger designer-baby arms race

Researchers find 'extinct' giant bee species in Indonesia

Mossad honeypot Jeffrey Epstein's plea deal was illegal, judge finds after 11 years

Roger Stone gagged after 'threatening' Instagram post

Japanese Hayabusa2 probe 'shoots' asteroid to find clues to origin of life on Earth


February 22: So you've been publicly shamed! Feinstein hates kids & Facebook loves Nazis

Sunrise Movement deploys climate change kids to shame Feinstein into endorsing Green New Deal-esque action

Facebook caught targeting ad audiences with Nazi keywords - again

Elon Musk on PewDiePie's Meme Review breaks internet

Trump names Kelly Craft UN ambassador after Nauert pulls out


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 Poorly constructed hoaxes - the Jussie Smollett "hate crime," Kamala Harris' reinvention of herself as a hero of the black community - are disintegrating right and left, and Ilhan Omar has been viciously attacked by the entire media for calling out the biggest hoax of all - that the Democratic Party gives a half-baked fuck about "diversity" or inclusivity. This Muslim immigrant black female - who in theory should be heralded as the embodiment of progress by a party that presents itself as the champion of minority rights - is instead being condemned by a party leadership that has now admitted publicly this was all a divide-and-conquer show, that the only thing they really care about is keeping those AIPAC dollars flowing. Screw the minorities, screw the country, screw the oath they swore to uphold the Constitution - it's all about the Benjamins, baby (note to Ms. Omar - put that on a t-shirt & sell it on your website - you'll fund your re-election campaign in no time).


February 11: Both ends of the authenticity spectrum, fake news, & something sticks to Teflon Trudeau

Kamala Harris admits to smoking pot, but not to imprisoning thousands for smoking pot

Ilhan Omar apologizes for 'antisemitic tweets' after party leadership throws her under the bus

Bloomingdale's pulls "fake news" t shirt after journalists cry foul

Corruption probe targets Trudeau in Libyan contractor fraud case

Congressional leaders dodge shutdown...'on principle'


regarding those tweets...


February 12: 2+2=5, vaccine prostitution, AI learns to moralize

Feminist sues Twitter for false advertising over 'free speech' reputation

Women forced to have sex for ebola vaccine in Congo

Stoners trip over tiger when looking for place to smoke

AI loses debate, but will be repurposed to help the public understand 'issues,' IBM says

Trump thanks MSNBC for absolving him of collusion


February 13: War crimes, tax crimes, sex crimes, & crimes against reality

Ilhan Omar calls out war criminal for war crimes as he prepares for repeat performance in Venezuela

Amazon pays less than zero taxes on $11bn profits

Convicted rapist Bill Cosby is a 'political prisoner,' says Bill Cosby

Theresa May snacks on moldy jam, but does ergotism explain her policies?

NYTimes 'sources' take credit for sabotaging Iranian space program


February 14: The Facebook Stasi is real, but Smollett's "hate crime" wasn't; glyphosate causes cancer, the sky is blue, & illegal immigrants want to sue [my Valentine's Day poem - you're welcome]

Facebook tracks ex-employees & users it considers 'threats'

Jussie Smollett under investigation for faking 'hate crime'

Glyphosate ups cancer risk 41%, EPA-linked scientists say

ACLU & SPLC sue Trump administration for deporting asylum-seekers

Shutdown-averting spending bill passes both houses of Congress - but no wall


February 15: Pot calls kettle black; Smollett hoax unravels; Google spills the military beans

NYC mayor slams Amazon as disrespectful for pulling out of HQ deal that disrespected New Yorkers

Chicago police release Nigerian brothers held in Smollett hate hoax

Google map upgrade exposes Taiwanese military secrets

Mueller recommends 19-year sentence after Manafort double-crosses him in broken plea deal

White House press sec interviewed in Russiagate probe


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