"Ah, 'murica, good to the last drop!" the parasite sighs as it wipes its proboscis. Every empire has an expiration date, and American foreign policy seems bent on moving its own forward. Can we pencil it in for next week? Brunch, nuclear holocaust, tennis? Never again, until the next time!
April 22: Mars attacks, junkies invade, Kim meets Putin, plane meets ground
Democratic candidate promises extraterrestrial diplomacy, terrestrial wars
Starbucks outfits bathrooms with needle disposal boxes. Opium den: ur doin it wrong
Kim Jong-un announces upcoming meeting with Putin
Small plane disappears after takeoff in NC, later found crashed
April 23: Hillary & House Dems cling to obstruction; Boy Scouts cling to anonymity; media clings to "it was ISIS" narrative in Sri Lanka
Hillary hypes 'roadmap to indictment' in crushingly ironic appearance
House Dems complain Trump is obstructing their obstruction probes
Boy Scouts have 'perversion list' of 7,800 pedophiles, lawyer says
Death toll climbs to 359 in Sri Lanka Easter bombings
NZ's Ardern claims no connection between Sri Lanka and Christchurch attacks
April 24: Facebook expects record $5 billion FTC fine; activists defend Venezuelan embassy; Iran to Trump: beware of false flag
Facebook warns investors of expected $5 billion fine in Q1 earnings report
Activists occupy Venezuelan embassy in DC as diplomats kicked out of country
Javad Zarif warns Trump against Netanyahu-Pompeo-Bolton "B-team" plotting false flag
April 25: Wikipedia founder named to NewsGuard board; Wikileaks gets paid; NY probes Facebook infosuck; AOC confuses friend & foe, but EU doesn't
**Wikipedia founder named to NewsGuard board, rendering satire obsolete
Icelandic court rules Valitor must pay Wikileaks for banking block
New York investigating Facebook over mass email slurping
AOC mocks 'old white Republican' who turns out to be House Dem colleague
Juncker won't ban Chinese tech from EU's 5G
April 26: Biden can't wait til term 2; Buttigieg returns dirty money; Texas upholds 1st Amendment; Sri Lankan 'militants' killed in raid were kids
Biden confident of his youth through second term despite not winning first
Buttigieg returns lobbyist cash after raking in huge piles
Texas judge blocks anti-BDS law, putting First Amendment over Israel for first time in US history
15 bodies incl 6 kids found in suspected 'militant' hideout in Sri Lanka