Earth's magnetic pole is racing away from North America at five times the speed it moved 25 years ago. It doesn't take much to guess why.
January 7: To kill or be killed by pigs
Belgium bans ritual slaughter: triumph of state (& animals) over church or xenophobia?
Cop fired after shooting "aggressive" chihuahua on camera
Dinosaur-killing asteroid caused mile-high tsunami
Uber driver "possessed" by app pleads guilty to 6 murders
January 8: True love, or marriages of convenience, between man, machine, & vegetable
Forget flying cars, here's one that...walks?
How Americans learned to stop worrying & love Big Brother
Doorbell-licking man arrested for love that dare not speak its name
DNA warrant served on male staff at facility where comatose woman gave birth
January 9: Money is a weapon. Never forget it
Most Americans don't know when - or if - they'll pay down their debts
Yellow Vests planning bank run to collapse French financial system
Scientists pick up deep-space repeating radio bursts: knock knock, who's there?
Coast Guard to furloughed employees: have a garage sale! babysit! file for bankruptcy!
January 10: Breeding ourselves out of existence, but wouldn't you? Even the magnetic pole doesn't want anything to do with us
American birthrates at 30-year low, far below replacement rate
The Amazing Michael Cohen, dancing bear of the Resistance
Almost 300 cases of Norovirus send cruise ship back to port - to be filled with a new crop of victims
Cops in Canada can breathalyze you anywhere, even at home, under insane new law
Why is Earth's magnetic pole running away from us?
January 11: Tulsi 2020 & the world's most punchable face
Twitter melts down over Tulsi Gabbard's 2020 candidacy
Attention whore whores for attention by proclaiming he'll be gay for a month
Girl wrecks car while attempting 'Bird Box challenge' on highway