Reality is an ugly place, but whenever we try to take a vacation, they close the borders. Last week's news, today, with time off for good behavior:
Nov 19: "Screw you!" "Who?" "EVERYBODY."
Democrats revolt against inevitable Pelosi
Dueling boycotts: Airbnb vs West Bank settlements
Creepy Porn Lawyer hit with restraining order
US shops plans to tar Venezuela as 'terror sponsor'
Nov 20: Lettuce Prey; you(r genitalia) are not safe here
CDC continues to push lettuce-E.coli link as favor to Big Beef
Chinese cops bust condom recycling & counterfeiting op
McDonalds manager to black kids: drop dead
What's wrong with a little clitoridectomy, says judge
Nov 21: Unaccountable corporations leak your data, evict you, then lie about it
Amazon starts shopping season right with creepy breach email
WalMart evicts Camp Fire victims, because compassion hurts profits
Facebook exec issues tone-deaf Soros mea culpa to shield Zuckerborg
Trump takes credit for gas price drop that wasn't
Nov 24: Spacebugs & super-secret diplomacy
Antibiotic-resistant bacteria, on MY space station?
Declassified docs reveal attempted Korean peace talks