My headlines from this week, now with more hypocrisy (it's as American as apple pie, with only half the calories!).
October 15: Assange's newly-recovered "freedom" isn't free; cardiac stem cell research is fake; Trump dating app is a trap; politician lies, surprising no one
Assange reconnected, plus nine pages of caveats
Hospitals admit cardiac stem cell pioneer made it all up
Tinder for Trumpsters leaks users' personal data on first day
Democratic senator caught hiding positions from voters
October 16: Anti-net-neutrality comments faked by industry interests; professional sociopaths think military needs more mafia; robots are better dancers than us too; Trump 'threatened' by Fed's spite-hikes; YouTube outage shakes internet's faith in reality
FCC repealed Net Neutrality on the word of bots, astroturfers
Mercenary promotes Murder Inc. model to US military
Boston Dynamics robot out-dances pathetic humans
Trump feuding with Fed over rate hikes
YouTube goes down, foundations of internet reality shaken
October 17: Nikki Haley makes presidential noises; Facebook sued for lying about ads; GOP candidates & operatives attacked; Trump good at science, so climate change no biggie; Japan wonders why people mind radioactive waste in ocean
Haley talks Kissinger, Zionism to secretive GOP kingmakers
Ad buyers take Facebook to court for lying about video metrics
'End to civility' leads to attacks on GOP candidates & operatives in MN, NV
Trump not concerned about climate change, because he's good with science
Japan prepares to dump Fukushima wastewater in Pacific, wonders why the fuss
October 18: Dear Nikki: please do standup, not politics; UK can't meme; McCaskill digs deeper hole; exorcists band together to protect Kavanaugh; navy captain on hook for penny-ante shenanigans
Haley makes a better comedian than a politician
UK researchers blame memes for childhood obesity, don't know what memes are
McCaskill threatens undercover journalists who exposed her as fraud
Exorcists pledge to protect Kavanaugh against Brooklyn coven's hex
Navy captain court-martialed for $0.6mil insider dealing while $trillions vanish at Pentagon
October 19: Pompeo & Trump grandstand about migrant caravan while silently shitting pants; Israel eager to get its war on; Macedonia rams through name change
Pompeo slams migrant caravan for using women & children as 'human shields'
Trump condemns 'bad hombres' after Mexico border breached
Israel's trigger finger itches after conveniently-timed Gaza rocket attack
Macedonian parliament, eager to join NATO, ignores referendum failure & votes to change name