2020 is shaping up to be a dumpster fire of epic proportions - in just 4 days, we have entered World War III at the hands of either criminal blundering or Oscar-level acting. Netanyahu, of course, needs a war to keep him out of jail, while Trump has been told a war will get the Democrats off his back - as if they aren't already doing a good enough job sabotaging their own impeachment trial and Trump needs help putting them in their place. No one wants a war, of course - Soleimani's murder came gift-wrapped in lies, and no less than Pence the Dense is now pinning everything up to and including 9/11 (!) on the dead bogeyman - but even if Iran does not take the bait and strike back, Israel will happily play Iran's role in the false flag drama to come.
December 23: Bushfire catfight; Russophobia is no laughing matter; Giuliani un-Jews Soros 
Morrison slaps down Greta Thunberg's criticism of his (mis)handling of Australian bushfire crisis
Dodging predictable antisemitism label, Giuliani insists he's more Jewish than George Soros
December 27: Smoke pot, get away with murder; predictable rockets; don't bribe the Taliban
License to kill Jews? Chief rabbi slams France for exonerating pot-smoking killer
Rocket attack on coalition base kills 1 US contractor, injures several in Kirkuk
December 30: Biden's foot-in-mouth flareup; good guy with gun slays narrative; Little Women big problems
December 31: Green Zone reinforced; Kim wants attitude adjustment; Pentagon asking for Black Mirror drone-swarm nightmare
Pentagon sends reinforcements to Iraq after Green Zone siege
January 1: The old Palestinian laborer trick again; Kurz & Greens triumphant; US intel can't predict the nose in front of its face
Israeli settler youths arrested for attacking police disguised as Palestinian laborers
Sebastian Kurz set to return to power as deal with Austria's Greens announced
January 2: Reheated Iraq War leftovers; gone & long since forgotten; so i herd u liek war criminalz; 'civic sparring' joins euphemism pantheon
Esper warns Iran that even a rumor of 'provocations' to come will trigger preemptive strike
'Only Latino candidate' Castro exits still-crowded 2020 Democratic field. "Who?"
Queen's University, Belfast names Hillary Clinton chancellor...alas, she's not moving there
January 3: Cremated creatures mourned; don't panic, but we're all gonna die; dude where's my Koran; revenge porn'd's revenge; killer robots just want to help
**Pentagon will unveil killer robots as a way to save American lives during war. Don't fall for it