Bots in the Belfry

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The impeachment machinery grinds on, distracting from the outright theft of Syria's oil and the ongoing trickle-up economy leaving most Americans scrambling to pay their bills - scrambling too much to read up on the nature of the boot crushing their necks, which is totally a coincidence of course. There's no such thing as conspiracies, haven't you heard? To say otherwise is to be guilty of "conspiRACISM" (i wish i was kidding).

October 28: Fail on a Hill; Scarborough pitchforked; Pelosi taking it legal; socialism for the rich, capitalism for everyone else

Katie Hill resigns amid House ethics probe based on newly-minted #MeToo rule

Scarborough slaughtered after suggesting 'lock him up' is excessive

Pelosi announces 'unnecessary' vote to legitimize dead-in-the-water impeachment probe

**Millennials increasingly back socialism, but the US already has socialism - for the rich

October 29: Sweden wants moar migrants; reach to impeach; Catholic priest shuns Biden; New Knowledge morphs into wild blue Yonder

Sweden's government website beckons more migrants despite crime wave & stretched resources

Impeachment resolution drops, but Republicans say it's not enough

Biden denied communion over constantly-shifting abortion views

**Bot-hunting (& bot-cultivating) firm changes name to ditch reputational baggage

October 30: Pop goes the police state; Twitter out of politics; climate change causes political impotence; Green Zone red; unfunny comedians

Family denied compensation after Colorado cops blow up their house chasing a shoplifter