'We're All Gonna Die!' Cry Heavily Armed Killers

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What do you do when you want a world government, but the world won't cooperate? Couldn't do much worse than faking an extraterrestrial invasion - and if that fails, there's always climate change. (Seriously, the alien propaganda is reaching a critical pitch...expect faux "visitors" within the next few years which will require us all to unite, put aside our differences & those few pesky remaining civil liberties, & plunge headlong into planetary defense mode)

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