With most Americans' attention fixated firmly on the antics of four young congresswomen intent on carving out a name for themselves via the time-honored tradition of accusing their opponents of racism (and we had such high hopes for Ilhan Omar, too), the Trump administration is quietly deploying even more military assets to the Persian Gulf, because Bolton's going to have his war if he has to start it himse- never mind, he only sends other people to fight in his wars. Also watched by no one: the joke of a Google hearing, in which three-toed sloth Ted Cruz actually grew a pair & went after the monopolistic Big Brother lookalike only for his Democratic counterpart (who got a hefty check from Google for her 2018 campaign) to advocate pro bono for her favorite donor. Also: the ongoing Epstein drama, which has been so buried i didn't even get to do a story about it this week. Read this instead.
July 15: Legislative virtue-signaling on overdrive; Trump as the goy who cried wolf
July 16: Real Housewives of DC; pot sanctions kettle; Google revels in impunity; CNN commentator Richard Spencer
July 17: Impeachment addicts chase the dragon; squad goals down squad holes; Ebola goes viral; it's MIGA not MAGA
July 18: Dems kiss & make up (with the help of an exorcism); anime studio horror
July 19: Criminal justice fails; US pours moar fuel on Gulf fires; NYC continues giant behavioral experiment