Earth's magnetic pole is racing away from North America at five times the speed it moved 25 years ago. It doesn't take much to guess why.
January 7: To kill or be killed by pigs
Belgium bans ritual slaughter: triumph of state (& animals) over church or xenophobia?
Cop fired after shooting "aggressive" chihuahua on camera
Dinosaur-killing asteroid caused mile-high tsunami
Uber driver "possessed" by app pleads guilty to 6 murders
January 8: True love, or marriages of convenience, between man, machine, & vegetable
Forget flying cars, here's one that...walks?
How Americans learned to stop worrying & love Big Brother
Doorbell-licking man arrested for love that dare not speak its name
DNA warrant served on male staff at facility where comatose woman gave birth
January 9: Money is a weapon. Never forget it
Most Americans don't know when - or if - they'll pay down their debts
Yellow Vests planning bank run to collapse French financial system
Scientists pick up deep-space repeating radio bursts: knock knock, who's there?
Coast Guard to furloughed employees: have a garage sale! babysit! file for bankruptcy!
January 10: Breeding ourselves out of existence, but wouldn't you? Even the magnetic pole doesn't want anything to do with us
American birthrates at 30-year low, far below replacement rate
The Amazing Michael Cohen, dancing bear of the Resistance
Cops in Canada can breathalyze you anywhere, even at home, under insane new law
Why is Earth's magnetic pole running away from us?
January 11: Tulsi 2020 & the world's most punchable face
Twitter melts down over Tulsi Gabbard's 2020 candidacy
Attention whore whores for attention by proclaiming he'll be gay for a month
Girl wrecks car while attempting 'Bird Box challenge' on highway