Hear no evil, see no evil, post no evil - but it has to come out sometime. You'd think we'd learn. Last week, without further ado...
Dec 3: Florida will be Florida; rats plan for post-sinking-ship life
Florida man posed as housewife to lure men for stealth gay porn
FL elections chief Snipes un-resigns when Scott threatens her pension
CNN's Zucker threatens political run on Axelrod podcast
Trump lawyers seek double fees from Stormy & Avenatti
Dec 4: When pigs fly? Or does that oppress pigs? Flynn and an anonymous DoJ official get off, in different ways
NYPD takes to the skies with drone program
PETA expands PC protection to animals
Mueller recommends no jail for cooperating Flynn
Sex-abuser DoJ official escapes punishment, retires in anonymity
Ocasio-Cortez takes on Tesla: give back to the community
Dec 5: Vigilante justice and even the legal system works sometimes
Duterte sez: Catholic bishops are 'useless fools.' 'Kill them.'
USA Gymnastics declares bankruptcy in last-ditch ass-saving attempt
Brazilians cheer police shooting of jewel thief
Moonves investigation turns up more victims, blowjobs on call
Dec 6: Junior anti-sex league; robot uprising begins; academia bites back at CNN for Hill firing
Perennial porn crusade finds support on campus
Amazon robot puts human workers in hospital in bear mace "accident"
CNN called out for racist firing of Temple professor over pro-Palestine speech
Greece begs citizens for cash to expand navy
Dec 7: Facebook hates sex; WikiLeaks defends itself; rat tries to desert sinking ship, drowns anyway
Facebook quietly bans all discussion of consensual adult sex
WikiLeaks defends itself (and press freedom) against DNC crusade
Cooperatin' Cohen heading to prison anyway
Ocasio-Cortez threatens Trump Jr. with subpoena over mean tweet
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