...in which George Orwell, Philip K. Dick, & Aldous Huxley all rise from the dead to shout - in unison, in protest - "It wasn't an instruction manual!" - as their books are moved to the nonfiction section.
Just kidding! there are no "bookstores" anymore, thanks to Wealthy Mr. Worm.
Without further ado, my coverage of last week... (The animation at right is produced by GE - to what purpose?)
Nov 26: Prosecutorial (& porcine) incompetence - and we want to let these guys 'predictively police'?
Alabama cops blame innocent man they killed on Thanksgiving for his murder
Prosecutors want "Schrodinger's indictment" to stay sealed, especially because it doesn't exist
"Precrime" algorithm coming soon to UK streets just wants to help
Trump claims resemblance to Elvis; Twitter melts down
Nov 27: Google lies to its users, religion flexes its muscles, Bolton dishes it out but can't take it
EU consumer groups condemn Google for deceptive tracking
Dutch church holds marathon month-long service to prevent refugee deportation
Religious persecution? There's an app for that!
Bolton defends hypocritical squeamishness over Khashoggi torture tape
Nov 28: True romance with an F-16, Facebook hates black people, just shoot me already
National Guard commander forced to resign after borrowing company F-16 to visit lover
Silicon Valley race-whisperer finds racism at Facebook, "more Black Lives Matter posters than black people"
Michigan college looks to hockey pucks for protection from active shooters
Nov 29: Privileged parasites infesting America, oh & there's an invasive tick species on the loose; prisoners & pilots both love cock
Laura Loomer chains self to Twitter HQ to make free speech movement look crazy, can't even get arrested by NYPD
Invasive ticks carrying hemorrhagic fevers take US by storm
USAF fires 69th commander for penis doodles
Iowa prisoners sue to keep access to porn
Nov 30: Four year data breach catches Marriott with pants down, Starbucks says pull them back up; Googlers hate the Right; brain implants found to treat depression
Marriott exposed 500 million customers' passport numbers, other data for 4 years - oops
Porn sites stick it to Starbucks after official cockblock
Google mulled delisting conservative media to fight 'fake news'
Convenient new study finds deliciously hackable brain implant treats depression