The impeachment machinery grinds on, distracting from the outright theft of Syria's oil and the ongoing trickle-up economy leaving most Americans scrambling to pay their bills - scrambling too much to read up on the nature of the boot crushing their necks, which is totally a coincidence of course. There's no such thing as conspiracies, haven't you heard? To say otherwise is to be guilty of "conspiRACISM" (i wish i was kidding).
October 28: Fail on a Hill; Scarborough pitchforked; Pelosi taking it legal; socialism for the rich, capitalism for everyone else
Katie Hill resigns amid House ethics probe based on newly-minted #MeToo rule
Scarborough slaughtered after suggesting 'lock him up' is excessive
Pelosi announces 'unnecessary' vote to legitimize dead-in-the-water impeachment probe
**Millennials increasingly back socialism, but the US already has socialism - for the rich
October 29: Sweden wants moar migrants; reach to impeach; Catholic priest shuns Biden; New Knowledge morphs into wild blue Yonder
Sweden's government website beckons more migrants despite crime wave & stretched resources
Impeachment resolution drops, but Republicans say it's not enough
Biden denied communion over constantly-shifting abortion views
**Bot-hunting (& bot-cultivating) firm changes name to ditch reputational baggage
October 30: Pop goes the police state; Twitter out of politics; climate change causes political impotence; Green Zone red; unfunny comedians
Family denied compensation after Colorado cops blow up their house chasing a shoplifter
Ex-Cali gov blames Trump & "climate deniers" for wildfires, ignoring PG&E pyromania
Rocket lands in Baghdad's Green Zone amid anti-government protests
October 31: House votes impeachment on; how to enjoy your holiday in Cambodia; Starbucks hates white people
House Democrats vote to move impeachment inquiry forward
Fired white Starbucks manager sues coffee behemoth for racial discrimination
November 1: Blade Runner is here now; Google has your health data; HRW hypocrisy; the green is a lie
Blade Runner was set in November 2019. The reality is even more dystopian
Google buys Fitbit, forking over reams of customer health data to the ad machine
The only thing "green" about most eco-friendly products is the profit margin